Sta. Ana Manila: Where the Ghosts Are Polite and the Gossip Is Fast-Strolling – Sta. Ana, Manila—Old Money, Older Houses, and the Oldest Living Titas

Bohiney Insight into Sta. Ana, Manila

Sta. Ana, Manila—Old Money, Older Houses, and the Oldest Living Titas

1. Sta. Ana: where even the ghosts respect curfew and only haunt within reasonable hours.

2. Tita gossip here moves faster than fiber internet and comes with color-coded footnotes.

3. Every ancestral house contains three secrets, two love letters, and a faint smell of naphthalene balls.

4. Children here are taught manners, mahjong, and how to detect fake jewelry by age seven.

5. Heritage conservation in Sta. Ana means repainting, gossip-proofing, and blessing the stairs weekly.

6. Dogs bark in Spanish and only at people wearing synthetic fabric.

7. The local church choir can hit notes high enough to summon old lovers from nearby cemeteries.

8. Even the street signs here have better penmanship than most college students.

9. Every Sta. Ana brunch includes two prayers, one argument about inheritance, and leche flan.

10. The basketball court was once a ballroom, then a wedding venue, now home to epic karaoke duels.

11. Titas do Pilates disguised as gardening and passive aggression.

12. The neighborhood’s dress code is “funeral casual with hints of colonial flair.”

13. When the power goes out, the chandeliers light themselves. No one questions it.

14. The Sta. Ana ferry still runs on diesel and family secrets.

15. Sta. Ana: where tradition walks hand in hand with judgment and ancestral land disputes.

 

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By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.