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Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet Camera/Monitoring System: The ‘Aggressive Surveillance’ and the Shame of the Simple Sitter

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Manila Deploys 106,000 Police on Labor Day So That Workers Can Celebrate Not Working; Police Cannot Celebrate

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PAGASA Forecasts Two Typhoons for May; Filipinos Begin Preparing by Not Preparing and Then Preparing Quickly

May 1, 2026 Jocephyne Santos

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NDRRMC Prepares for Typhoon Season Using Preparations Identical to Last Year’s; Results Expected to Also Be Identical

May 1, 2026 Alan Nafzger

Philippine Disaster Agency Activates Annual Preparedness Protocols; Residents of Typhoon Path Prepare Using Methods That Actually Work QUEZON CITY, PHILIPPINES — The National Disaster Risk Reduction

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COMELEC Assures Nation That Election Results Are Final, Accurate, and Should Be Accepted; Also Please Stop Asking About the Receipts

May 1, 2026 Alan Nafzger

Commission on Elections Defends 2025 Midterm Results as Clean, Transparent, and Definitely Not Worth Investigating Further MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The Commission on Elections has once again

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MMDA Unveils 48th Consecutive New Solution to EDSA Traffic Problem; Commuters Note Striking Similarities to Previous 47 Solutions

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Metro Manila Development Authority Launches Traffic Management Initiative Distinguished From Prior Initiatives by New Acronym QUEZON CITY, PHILIPPINES — The Metropolitan Manila Development Authority announced a

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Last Traditional Jeepney Retires to Museum; Drivers Offered ‘Livelihood Training’ Which Is Government For ‘We Genuinely Have No Idea’

May 1, 2026 Christine Torres

Philippine Jeepney Modernization Program Reaches Phase Three; Phase Three Means the Old Ones Are Gone and the New Ones Are Unaffordable MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The Land

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Western Visayas Workers Demand P250 Wage Hike; Amount Would Cover Monthly Electricity Bill If Used Exclusively for That

May 1, 2026 Maria Lopez

Labor Groups in Iloilo File Petition for Wage Increase; Business Groups File Counter-Petition Asking Workers to Consider the Economy ILOILO CITY, PHILIPPINES — Labor groups in

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NCR Workers Petition for P1,200 Minimum Wage; Officials Promise Decision by July, Which in Philippine Government Time Means Possibly 2027

May 1, 2026 Jocephyne Santos

Wage Board Receives Petitions From Workers Who Would Like to Eat; Decision Expected When Conditions Are Right, Officials Confirm Conditions Are Not Yet Right QUEZON CITY,

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Philippines Press Freedom Ranking Improves; Individual Journalists Still Advised Not to Investigate Certain Things in Certain Provinces

May 1, 2026 Khristynne Martinez

RSF Index Shows PH Media Climate Better on Paper; Journalists Note Paper Does Not Stop Bullets MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The Philippines has improved its position on

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DPWH Proudly Unveils Flood Control Projects That Exist in Budget Documents and Possibly Nowhere Else

May 1, 2026 Shaiyenne Garcia

Department of Public Works and Highways Certifies P4 Billion in Infrastructure as ‘Completed’; Residents of Flooded Areas Beg to Differ MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The Department of

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Plane Crash Survivors Saved by Doctors Using Technology So Advanced the Plane Itself Did Not Have Equivalent Navigation Systems

May 1, 2026 Tina Mercado

Malaysian Entrepreneur Among Three Patients Treated at Cardinal Santos After Rizal Aircraft Crash; Hospital’s Robot Arm More Reliable Than Actual Aircraft RIZAL, PHILIPPINES — A small

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PAGASA Announces 11 Regions Will Hit ‘Danger’ Heat on Labor Day; Recommends Workers Stay Hydrated While Not Having Shade, Water, or Rest

May 1, 2026 Shaiyenne Garcia

Philippine Weather Agency Issues Heat Warning for Holiday That Requires Outdoor Labor; Officials Surprised by Irony MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services

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Valenzuela Hotel Amenities

May 1, 2026 Lourdes Tiu

Free WiFi! and Other Promises of Valenzuela's Hospitality Industry The Polo Park "Business Hotel" with the "High-Speed Internet" That Wasn'tA hotel in Polo Park advertises "High-Speed

Pasay

Pasay Nightlife: The Aggressively Neon Strip Where Every Sign Is Competing For Visual Dominance and Auditory Chaos

May 1, 2026 Lourdes Tiu

How The City Achieves Peak Sensory Aggression After Dark and Mistakes Volume For Enjoyment The Luminous Assault of The NightAs the aggressively intense Pasay sun sets,

Paranaque

Parañaque Market Vendors Scale: The Vendor Who Claimed the Scale Was “Calibrated by the Full Moon”

May 1, 2026 Lourdes Tiu

Why Local Commerce Relies on Highly Questionable Measurement Tools and Mystical Justification Parañaque Market Vendors Scale: The Lunar CalibrationThe public market in Parañaque is a bustling,

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Marikina Failed Attempts at Being a Magician: The High-Stakes Artistic Failure of Illusion Deviation and Unscheduled Transparency

May 1, 2026 Vanessa Sandoval

A Study in Deception Protocol Breach, Reveal Asymmetry Anxiety, and the Non-Negotiable Structured Trick The Deception Protocol Breach MandateIn Marikina City, where trickery must be flawlessly

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