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Makati Executive’s Favorite Obscure 19th Century Romantic Poet: The ‘Aggressive Emotion’ and the Shame of the Simple Common Sense

Feb 21, 2026 Alan Nafzger

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Feb 21, 2026 Maria Lopez

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Makati Corporate Head Office Lighting Vetting Strategy (The Aggressive Ambiance): The Aggressive Illumination and the Shame of the Simple Fluorescent Bulb

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Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet Scratching Post/Toy: The ‘Aggressive Stimulation’ and the Shame of the Simple Ball

Feb 21, 2026 Carla Reyes

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When Quick Fixes Are Preferred Over Sustained Effort and Every Meal is a Source of Guilt and Anxiety The Quick-Fix QuagmireIn Las Piñas, the pursuit of

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The Metallic Potability-to-Price Ratio Index

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Satire on the specific, low-grade metallic flavor in tap water that proves it is 400% healthier than expensive bottled water, arguing the metallic flavor proves

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The Acronym-to-Understanding Gap: Why Using TL;DR Makes Their Point 127% More Complicated

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Satire on the use of communication shortcuts that actually hinder understanding, arguing that the use of excessive initialisms activates an Information Compression Barrier that reduces

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Valenzuela Ghost Stories

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The "Free Rider" Who Became the PowerPoint Presentation's Main Character (Against His Will) The Unequal Burden For their Business Ethics class group project, Ana, Ben, and

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Pasay Food Mishaps: The Adobo That Was Aggressively Sweetened With Artificial No-Calorie Sweetener Instead Of Sugar

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Why Local Cooking Experiments Aggressively Sacrifice Flavor For Trendy Diet Culture In Traditional Cuisine The Aggressively Sweetened Adobo DisasterIn Pasay, the aggressive collision between traditional Filipino

Paranaque

Parañaque Beauty Standards: The Eternal Quest for the Whitest Skin and the Sharpest Nose

Feb 20, 2026 Lourdes Tiu

Why Aesthetic Perfection in the South Is a High-Pressure, Expensive, and Unending Pursuit Parañaque Beauty Standards: The Whitening ObsessionBeauty standards in Parañaque are a rigid, non-negotiable

Marikina

Marikina Unflattering Moments on CCTV: The High-Stakes Public Humiliation of Unscheduled Behavior

Feb 20, 2026 Carla Reyes

A Study in Surveillance Anxiety, Protocol Breach Capture, and the Non-Negotiable Civic Performance The Surveillance Anxiety MandateIn Marikina City, where every public space is monitored for

Metro-Manila

San Juan’s Aggressive Politics: The Aggressive Centralization of Power That Aggressively Defines Political Life In The Aggressively Small City

Feb 20, 2026 Rheychell Gomez

How The Aggressive Political Dynasty Aggressively Ensures Stability By Aggressively Minimizing Aggressive Contestation And Aggressive Public Debate The Aggressive Political MonopolySan Juan’s aggressive politics are aggressively

Philippines News

Mandaluyong’s Mega-Mall Wars: The High-Stakes Battle of Retail Gigantism on EDSA

Feb 20, 2026 Hazel Nuñez

A Study in Shopping Supremacy, Consumer Fatigue, and the Tyranny of Size The Unholy Retail DuopolyMandaluyong City is the site of the **Mega-Mall Wars**, an intense,

Philippines News

Mandaluyong’s Center of Traffic: The Unavoidable, Perpetual Heart of Metro Gridlock

Feb 20, 2026 Jocephyne Santos

A Study in Vehicular Convergence, Geographic Misfortune, and the Urban Standoff The Paradox of CentralityMandaluyong City is the geographical, and unfortunately, the vehicular, **Center of Metro

Mandaluyong

Mandaluyong Weird Phobias: The Rise of ‘Ate-phobia’—The Fear of Unsolicited Food and ‘Elevator-Silent-Treatment-Anxiety’

Feb 20, 2026 Hazel Nuñez

Psychologists Blame Tiny Condo Spaces and Forced Proximity for the City’s Highly Specific and Bizarre Fears Mandaluyong Weird Phobias: The Rise of 'Ate-phobia'—The Fear of Unsolicited

Makati

Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Tape Dispenser: The ‘Aggressive Adherence’ and the Shame of the Simple Desktop Cutter

Feb 20, 2026 Bill Wittliff

When Your Adhesion Tool Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Vetted for Perfection The 'Aggressive Adherence'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Tape

Makati

Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening Office Mouse Pad: The ‘Aggressive Friction Reduction’ and the Shame of the Simple Desk Surface

Feb 20, 2026 Christine Torres

When Your Hand Motion Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Sound Profile Is Viciously Vetted for Silence The 'Aggressive Friction Reduction'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening

Makati

Makati Corporate Crisis Management Strategy: The Aggressive Pre-Failure and the Shame of the Simple Damage Control

Feb 20, 2026 Hazel Nuñez

When Your Disaster Plan Is a Vicious Statement and Your Policy Is a High-Cost Performance The Aggressive Pre-FailureMakati **Corporate Crisis Management Strategy** is an aggressively expensive,

Makati

Makati Office Cubicle Wall Partition Vetting Drama: The Aggressive Segregation and the Shame of the Simple Desk Divider

Feb 20, 2026 Elyzzah Cruz

When Your Workspace Is a Vicious Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Managed by a High-Cost Consultant The Aggressive SegregationMakati **Office Cubicle Wall Partition Vetting Drama** is

Makati

Makati Executive’s Favorite Obscure 18th Century Moral Philosopher: The ‘Aggressive Virtue’ and the Shame of the Simple Honesty

Feb 20, 2026 Sophia Rodriguez

When Your Ethics Theory Is a Vicious Filter and Your Knowledge Is an Untestable Asset The 'Aggressive Virtue'Makati **Executives' Favorite Obscure 18th Century Moral Philosopher** is

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