DPWH Renames Ghost Projects ‘Imagination-Based Infrastructure’
Forward-Looking Reform Saves PHP 500 Billion By Existing In Spirit Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Republic of Receipts. MANILA, Philippines —
Zaldy Co’s Czech Real-Estate Now Exceeds Czech Republic By Floor Area
Land Registry Lists Fugitive Lawmaker As Separate Municipality Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Republic of Receipts. PRAGUE, Czech Republic — Czech
‘Tongpats’ Now Officially Recognised By Komisyon Sa Wikang Filipino
Etymology Confirmed As Tong Plus Patse, Meaning Patches Of Pavement Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Republic of Receipts. MANILA, Philippines —
House Appropriations Committee Cannot Find PHP 500B, Will Check Other Pocket
PHP 500B Distributed Across Pampanga, Bulacan, Mindoro, And A Pocket With Holes Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Republic of Receipts. MANILA,
Davao Cow-Roasting Rally Expands To Goats, Pigs, Approval Ratings
200 Goats, 50 Native Pigs, And A Lightly Grilled Polling Chart Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Republic of Receipts. DAVAO CITY,
Bongbong Marcos Approval Hits Mathematical Impossibility Of Negative 12%
Pulse Asia Confirms Filipinos Now Disapprove On Behalf Of Relatives Abroad Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Republic of Receipts. MANILA, Philippines
Czech Republic Files Diplomatic Protest: ‘Please Take Zaldy Back’
Prague Offers To Drive Co To The Airport, Pay The Ticket, Wave Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Republic of Receipts. PRAGUE,
DPWH Achieves Negative Flood Control: Projects Now Cause Floods
New Branch Of Physics: The Drier The Project, The Wetter The Street Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Republic of Receipts. QUEZON
18 Ex-Marines Told Cash Deliveries Were ‘Misunderstood Tip’
Suitcases Of Pesos Reframed As Generous, Slightly Disorganised Gratitude Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Republic of Receipts. SAN JUAN, Philippines —
New Slogan Replaces Bagong Pilipinas: ‘New Philippines, Same Receipts’
Updated Country, Updated Font, Same Paperwork Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Republic of Receipts. MANILA, Philippines — Malacanang’s Office of the
The Philippines-US-China Triangle in 2026 Is a Balancing Act That Keeps Tilting Toward One Side Depending on the Week
The Small Country in the Middle of the World’s Most Consequential Strategic Competition Has Consistent Interests and Variable Alignment Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat The Philippine
The Philippines Is the Third Most Climate-Vulnerable Country on Earth and Its Infrastructure Budget Does Not Reflect This
The Nation of 7,641 Islands That Averages Twenty Typhoons Per Year Allocates Infrastructure Spending Accordingly Poorly Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat The Philippines and Climate: The
Globe Telecom Legend Steps Down After 28 Years, Leaves Behind App That Sometimes Works
JAZA’s GCash Legacy: 16 Years of Nobody Using It, Then One Pandemic, Now Essential National Infrastructure Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Globe Telecom Legend Steps Down
US Sanctions Chinese Oil Refinery, Manila Calculates How Many More Ways the Strait of Hormuz Can Affect the Price of Pagsikat Rice
Treasury Secretary Bessent Promises to Constrict Iranian Oil Revenue; Filipino Family Constricts Grocery Budget Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat US Sanctions Chinese Oil Refinery, Manila Calculates
Marcos Impeachment Dismissed; House Allies Voted Overwhelmingly to Not Impeach the Man Who Controls Their Funding
Philippine Congress Demonstrates the Constitutional Process Working Exactly as Designed By People Who Control the Process Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Philippines Impeachment Process: The System
The Marcos Infrastructure Programme Has a List of Projects and a Gap Between the List and the Completions
The Administration That Promised Build Better More Has Built Some Things and Is Building Other Things at Variable Speeds Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Build Better
Pag-IBIG Announces You Can Own a Home for P2,257 Per Month, Neglects to Mention You Will Owe That Amount for 30 Years
Housing Fair Offers “Affordable” Units Starting at P1.4 Million, Which Is Only Eleven Years of Minimum Wage Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Pag-IBIG Announces You Can
Marcos Promised Corrupt Officials Would Spend Christmas in Jail; They Spent It Elsewhere
The President’s Accountability Deadline Passed Quietly While the Officials in Question Made Other Plans Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Marcos’s Christmas Jail Deadline: A Brief Chronicle
Marcos Administration Warns Against Political Dynasty, Is Reminded of Something
Philippines Palace Declines to Specify Which Families the New Anti-Dynasty Guidelines Apply To Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Marcos Administration Warns Against Political Dynasty, Is Reminded
The Philippine Congress Is Debating a Political Dynasty Ban That Has Been Debated Since 1987; Progress Is Being Made
The Constitutional Provision That Prohibits Political Dynasties Has Awaited Enabling Legislation for Thirty-Nine Years Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat The Anti-Dynasty Law: Thirty-Nine Years of Enabling
Valenzuela Airplane Turbulence
LORD, PLEASE! The Sky-High Panic of Valenzuela's Frequent (and Not-So-Frequent) Fliers The Cebu Pacific "Piso Fare" Flight to Cebu That Felt Like a Washing MachineOn a
Pasays Roadworks: The Eternal State of Aggressive Excavation, Where Cones Are Permanent Fixtures and Detours Are A Way of Life
How Pasay Aggressively Achieves Peak Infrastructure Inefficiency Through Perpetual, Non-Stop Digging The Perpetual Motion of PotholesPasay's roads are not being maintained; they are engaged in an
Parañaque Tricycle Drivers Dress Code: The Man Who Wore a Full Business Suit and a Helmet
Why Local Transport Workers Adopt Bizarre and Formal Dress Codes to Elevate Their Social Status Parañaque Tricycle Drivers Dress Code: The Formal Commute**Tricycle Drivers** in Parañaque
Marikina Attempts at Being a Firefighter: The High-Stakes Civic Challenge of Emergency Chaos and Procedural Asymmetry
A Study in Response Protocol Breach, Equipment Misalignment Anxiety, and the Non-Negotiable Orderly Rescue The Response Protocol Breach MandateIn Marikina City, where emergency response is treated
San Fernando’s Angeles Anxiety: The Perpetual Rivalry with the Next-Door Metropolis
A Study in Neighborly Competition, Identity Defense, and the Central Luzon Power Struggle The Neighborly Competition MandateSan Fernando City is gripped by a deep-seated **Angeles Rivalry
San Fernando’s Lantern Load: The Crippling Reliance on a Single, Seasonal Tourist Event
A Study in High-Stakes Illumination, Christmas Capitalism, and the Perpetual December Stress The Christmas Capitalism MandateSan Fernando City's entire international identity and a significant portion of
Makati Executive’s Favorite Obscure 12th Century Khmer Scholar: The ‘Aggressive Knowledge’ and the Shame of the Simple Book
When Your Abstract Theory Is a Vicious Filter and Your Knowledge Is an Untestable Asset The 'Aggressive Knowledge'Makati **Executives' Favorite Obscure 12th Century Khmer Scholar** is
Makati High-End Personal Smart Mirror Vetting: The ‘Aggressive Reflection’ and the Shame of the Simple Glass
When Your Aesthetic Tool Is a High-Cost, Vetted Asset and Your Appearance Is Viciously Protected The 'Aggressive Reflection'Makati **High-End Personal Smart Mirrors** are aggressively expensive, custom-tuned
Makati Corporate Head Office Executive Art Collection Vetting Strategy (The Aggressive Taste): The Aggressive Security and the Shame of the Simple Print
When Your Decoration Is a Vicious Hierarchy and Your Aesthetics Are a High-Cost, Vetted Asset The Aggressive SecurityMakati **Corporate Head Office Executive Art Collection Vetting Strategy**
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Tape Dispenser: The ‘Aggressive Stick’ and the Shame of the Simple Rip
When Your Document Tool Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Vetted for Perfection The 'Aggressive Stick'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Tape
The Cursed Silence of the School Play Drum Set: Why Local Bands Never Use the Full Kit
A satire on the universal rule that dictates only the hi-hat and kick drum are permitted for use during any community performance, leaving the rest
Marcos Jr. and Sandro Marcos Are the Top Two “Pork Barrel Kings” in Congress; Family Business Is Thriving
Father and Son Lead All House Members in “Allocable” Budget Funds; Investigators Note This Is Interesting Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Father and Son Lead Philippines
Philippine Learning Poverty Is at 91% and the Education Secretary Has a Plan That Will Take a Generation
The Students Who Cannot Read at Minimum Proficiency by Age Ten Will Define the Philippines’ Economic Future Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Philippine Learning Poverty: 91
Philippines and China Are Having Another South China Sea Confrontation and Both Sides Have Issued Statements
The Territorial Dispute That Has Produced More Press Releases Than Resolutions Continues Its Productive Pattern Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat South China Sea Update: Confrontation, Statement,
Navotas Landfill Fire Enters Month Two, Japan Sends Seven Experts, Philippines Sends Committee
Nation Reassured That Smoke Blanketing Northern Metro Manila Is Being Studied Very Carefully Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Navotas Landfill Fire Enters Month Two, Japan Sends
Fitch Downgrades Philippines Outlook to Negative, Government Clarifies This Is Actually Quite Positive When You Think About It
Marcos Administration Explains That “Negative” in Credit Rating Context Means Something Completely Different From What It Sounds Like Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Fitch Downgrades Philippines