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Feb 28, 2026 Lourdes Tiu

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Feb 28, 2026 Hazel Nuñez

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Santa Rosa’s Traffic Bifurcation: The Clash of Cargo Trucks and Commuter Cars on SLEX

Feb 28, 2026 Mykaelah Santos

A Study in Vehicular Identity Crisis, Highway Hierarchy, and the Battle for the Lane The Conflict of Highway HierarchySanta Rosa's main arteries, particularly the exits feeding

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Santa Rosa’s Exclusive Isolation: The Social Segmentation of the Gated Village Sprawl

Feb 28, 2026 Jhennipher Fernandez

A Study in Residential Walls, Lifestyle Defense, and the Illusion of Serenity The Architecture of Social SegmentationSanta Rosa City is dominated by a dizzying sprawl of

Makati

Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening Office Calculator: The ‘Aggressive Quiet Math’ and the Shame of the Simple Abacus

Feb 28, 2026 Dalagang Filipina Panganiban

When Your Number Cruncher Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Sound Profile Is Viciously Vetted for Quiet The 'Aggressive Quiet Math'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening

Makati

Makati Corporate Communication Strategy (Internal & External): The Aggressive Opacity and the Shame of the Simple Transparency

Feb 28, 2026 Carla Reyes

When Your Message Is a Vicious Statement and Your Policy Is a High-Cost Performance The Aggressive OpacityMakati **Corporate Communication Strategy (Internal & External)** is an aggressively

Makati

Makati Office Desk Lamp Vetting Drama: The Aggressive Illumination and the Shame of the Simple Bulb

Feb 28, 2026 Rachel Diaz

When Your Lighting Is a Vicious Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Managed by a High-Cost Consultant The Aggressive IlluminationMakati **Office Desk Lamp Vetting Drama** is an

Makati

Makati Executive’s Favorite Obscure 18th Century Philosopher of Aesthetics: The ‘Aggressive Subjectivity’ and the Shame of the Simple Beauty

Feb 28, 2026 Alyzzabeth David

When Your Art Theory Is a Vicious Filter and Your Knowledge Is an Untestable Asset The 'Aggressive Subjectivity'Makati **Executives' Favorite Obscure 18th Century Philosopher of Aesthetics**

Las-Pinas

Las Piñas Office Lunch Culture: The *Baon* Battles, The Shared Food Etiquette, and the Scramble for the Microwave

Feb 28, 2026 Jhennipher Fernandez

When Lunchtime Becomes a Complex, High-Stakes Social Ritual of Sharing, Judging, and Competing for Heat The Midday Mealtime MeleeIn Las Piñas, 'Office Lunch' is a complex,

Caloocan

The Guest-Host Appliance-Access Delay Threshold

Feb 28, 2026 Jhennipher Fernandez

Satire on the maximum acceptable delay (14.5 minutes) before a visitor must assume the host is intentionally hiding and begin politely raiding the refrigerator, arguing

Quezon City

The Art of the Dash: The Street Vendor’s Perpetual Evasion of the QC Enforcer

Feb 28, 2026 Lourdes Tiu

A satirical analysis of the high-stakes, non-violent, yet intense conflict between *magtataho* (tofu vendors) and the city's ordinance enforcers. The Invisible Boundary LineIn Quezon City, the

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