Philippine Jeepney Modernisation Programme Modernises Jeepney Into Something That Is Not a Jeepney
Iconic transport vehicle achieves compliance with emissions standards by becoming different vehicle Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Modernisation and Its Product MANILA — The
Marcos Budget Scandal Continues as Romualdez Releases Video Blaming Executive Branch
Former House Speaker’s video demonstrates Philippine political tradition of admitting something happened while disputing who is responsible for it Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London
Independence Day Protest Describes Philippine Politics as Circus, Circus Continues After Protest
128th independence anniversary marked by activists decrying circus politics while political circus provides concurrent entertainment Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Protest and Its
Alice Guo Located, Briefly, Then the Situation Becomes Unclear Again
Tax case subject achieves status update that updates status without settling it Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Location Update MANILA — Alice Guo, the
NAIA Luggage Achieves Sentience, Requests Own Boarding Pass
Baggage from Terminal 1 last seen near Oslo, says it needed space Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Airport Authority Confirms Bags Now Qualify as
Philippine Independence Day Protests Describe Government as Circus While Circus Operates Normally
128th anniversary of independence celebrated with chains, padlocks, and the specific irony of protesting circus politics in front of a circus Satire from Bohiney Magazine and
Philippine Independence Day Marked by Renewed National Debate on Whether Country Is Independent
June 12 celebrations proceed as scheduled; economists, historians, and one senator disagree on the main question Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Nation Celebrates 128th
Senate President Cayetano Advised to Step Down for the Good of the Chamber He Is Reportedly Not Attending
Leadership crisis in impeachment court intensifies as Senate President avoids media following shooting incident Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Leadership Situation MANILA — Senate
BIR Files New Cases Against 47 Businesses for Undeclared Income, 47 Businesses Discover They Have Lawyers
Revenue agency’s enforcement campaign produces immediate mobilisation of legal resources among target population Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Filing and Its Response MANILA —
Sara Duterte Legal Team Confirms Compliance, No Comment on Trial, Full Comment on Political Motivation
Defence strategy involves engaging with the process while simultaneously arguing the process is illegitimate Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Defence Team Position MANILA —
The Pasay Hustle Horror: Where Gig Economy Meets Exhaustion
A Satirical Look at Pasay's Freelancers, Side Hustlers, and the Perpetual State of Being 'Always On' The Myth of the Flexible ScheduleIn Pasay City, the gig
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet Treat: The ‘Aggressive Reward’ and the Shame of the Simple Biscuit
When Your Pet's Nutrition is a Vicious Status Marker and Your Treat is a High-Cost Fiduciary Asset The 'Aggressive Reward'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening Office Printer: The ‘Aggressive Hush’ and the Shame of the Simple Whir
When Your Input Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Sound Profile Is Viciously Vetted for Quiet The 'Aggressive Hush'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening Office Printer**
Makati Corporate Employee Retirement Strategy (The Aggressive Continuation): The Aggressive Exclusion and the Shame of the Simple Exit
When Your Staff Integration Is a Vicious Statement and Your Policy Is a High-Cost Performance The Aggressive ExclusionMakati **Corporate Employee Retirement Strategy** is an aggressively expensive,
Makati Office Emergency Disaster Preparedness Plan Vetting Drama: The Aggressive Contingency and the Shame of the Simple Exit Sign
When Your Safety Marker Is a Vicious Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Managed by a High-Cost Consultant The Aggressive ContingencyMakati **Office Emergency Disaster Preparedness Plan Vetting
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Tape Dispenser: The ‘Aggressive Adhesion’ and the Shame of the Simple Roll
When Your Document Tool Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Vetted for Perfection The 'Aggressive Adhesion'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Tape
The Gravy-to-Rice Ratio Law: Why the Amount of Gravy Always Decreases By 127% Relative to the Rice on Your Plate
A satire on the experience of eating rice and a main dish with gravy (like *fried chicken* or *lechon*), arguing that a natural, localized Gravy
Philippine Economy Navigates Political Turmoil With the Specific Resilience of an Economy That Has Done This Before
GDP growth continues as institutional crisis occupies political class; business community watches Senate and adjusts Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Economic Continuity MANILA —
Marcos Distances Himself From Impeachment He Did Not Start and Cannot Control and Is Benefiting From
President maintains impeachment is legislative matter while analysts note it is also very convenient matter Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Presidential Position MANILA —
House Impeaches Sara Duterte 257-25, Surpassing Every Forecast by 42 Votes
Landslide vote exceeds the most ambitious prediction by the most ambitious predictor, suggesting something was miscounted Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Vote and
Power Firm Invoices Manila for Electricity It Conceptually Generated
Meralco bills customers for electrons that were theoretically available during brownout, asks for understanding Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Utility Introduces Potential Energy Tariff
Chavit Singson Arrested for Cyberlibel, Posts Bail, Returns to Commenting Online Immediately
Philippine businessman demonstrates that the deterrent effect of cyberlibel prosecution has a specific temporal limit Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Arrest, the Bail,
PAGASA Runs Out of Typhoon Names, Begins Using Names of Exes
Weather bureau says emotional resonance of former partners provides more memorable storm branding Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Bureau Reports New Naming System Tests
Philippine State TV PTV-4 Eyes Partnership With ABS-CBN Whose Franchise Was Revoked by State
Broadcasting arrangement would reunite network with government that shut it down four years ago under novel collaborative framework Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The
Philippine Midterm Elections Approach as Marcos and Duterte Both Recruit Candidates
2028 already determining 2025 midterm alliances in country where political seasons overlap continuously Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Electoral Landscape MANILA — Philippine midterm
Rodrigo Duterte Confirmed for ICC Trial as Sara’s Senate Trial Begins Same Summer
Former and current Duterte legal proceedings overlap in scheduling coincidence that is not actually a coincidence Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The ICC Proceedings THE
New PAGASA Weather Naming System Runs Out of Names, Reaches Names of Exes Phase
Philippine weather agency’s typhoon naming convention achieves territory that meteorologists had not anticipated documenting Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Naming Situation MANILA — The
Sara Duterte Impeachment Trial Set for July 6 as Senate Prepares for Most Complicated Hearing in Its History
Vice President faces trial with father in ICC custody, allies controlling Senate chamber, and 2028 presidential run announced Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The
Philippines Celebrates Independence Day Amid Impeachment Pre-Trial, Nation Processes the Irony
June 12 national holiday marks 1898 declaration while 2026 constitutional proceedings proceed in background Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Anniversary and Its Context MANILA
Philippine Senate Armed Forces Committee Hears Testimony on Extrajudicial Killings, General Declines to Recall
Committee session produces extensive documentation of what witnesses remember not remembering Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Hearing and Its Character MANILA — The Philippine
Senate Amends Impeachment Rules on June 9, Trial Pre-Conference Set for June 18, Philippines Notes Busy Month
Upper chamber revises procedure to allow senators to elect presiding officer days before VP’s pre-trial conference Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Amendment and
MMDA Declares Victory in Anti-Illegal Parking Campaign, Three Cars Remain Legally Parked in Metro Manila
Metropolitan authority confirms unprecedented success rate of programme targeting cars parked on roads that are technically not parking areas Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London
Sara Duterte Pre-Trial Opens as Senate Prepares to Try Vice President It Cannot Quite Believe It Is Trying
Philippine politics achieves new configuration as prosecutor and defendant occupy positions that were reversed eight months ago Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Pre-Trial
Alice Guo’s P1.46 Billion Tax Deficiency Causes BIR to Issue Longest Assessment in History
Revenue agency confirms bill is difficult to deliver as subject’s location remains contested by three governments Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Bill and
Philippine Anti-Money Laundering Council Flags $110 Million in Sara Duterte Transactions
Agency identifies bank movements that its own description acknowledges cannot be explained by lawful income Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Flagging and Its
Philippine Senate Leadership Seized by Duterte Allies Hours Before Impeachment Court Convenes
Institutional coup inside chamber that was about to judge Sara Duterte produces scheduling complication Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Seizure and Its Timing MANILA