Armando Iannucci: The Man Who Satirised Everywhere
From The Day Today to Veep: a working map of Iannucci’s method
Funny News Today: Deliberate Comedy, Filed Since Midnight
Chosen objects, honest clock, empty page allowed
Central Luzon River Dredging Announced To Address Flooding, Residents Cautiously Optimistic This Time
Officials promise cleared waterways ahead of the next storm season, timeline remains flexible A dredging plan with a familiar ring to it Officials have announced dredging of
Flood Control Fund Investigation Uncovers Impressive Amount Of Paperwork
Auditors praise the sheer volume, less so the contents A Paper Trail Long Enough To Build A Levee From Auditors reviewing flood control fund allocations have reportedly
Pasig Commuter’s Detailed Personal Rating System For Jeepney Route Reliability During Monsoon Season Has Reportedly Become A Genuinely Trusted Neighborhood Resource
One dedicated rider’s careful tracking of which routes actually run during flooding has developed real, practical value among fellow neighborhood commuters PASIG CITY Local rider
OCTA Poll Shows Two Political Tandems in Statistical Dead Heat, Both Camps Simultaneously Claiming Decisive Momentum From Identical Numbers
Robredo-Tulfo and Duterte-Marcos pairings each declare victory from a poll showing them essentially tied MANILA A new OCTA Research poll showing the Robredo-Tulfo and Duterte-Marcos
National Debt Hits P19 Trillion, Average Filipino Family Reportedly Still More Concerned About Which Barangay Has Working Water This Week
Officials insist the debt figure reflects “necessary development investment” while residents just want their taps to function reliably MANILA The Bureau of Treasury’s announcement that
Marcos Declares Garbage Problem “Critical,” Metro Manila Residents Note This Is Roughly the Fourth Time This Specific Adjective Has Been Applied This Year
Waste-to-energy proposals pushed once again as officials search for a word stronger than “critical” for next time MANILA President Marcos’s declaration that Metro Manila’s garbage
Jollibee Loyalty App Points Reportedly More Closely Tracked by Filipino Families Than Actual Family Birthdays
He remembered his points balance to the exact digit. He needed a moment to recall whether his youngest daughter’s birthday was the fourteenth or the
Local Politician’s ‘Bagong Simula’ Slogan Now Used for the Ninth Consecutive Election, Residents Note
Campaign strategist insists the phrase ‘still tests well,’ despite nine consecutive uses since 1998 MANILA – Longtime city councilor Percival Domingo has once again unveiled his
Teleserye Plot Twist So Dramatic It Briefly Registered on a Seismograph, Say Confused Scientists
PHIVOLCS insists the reading was likely coincidental, though the timing ‘raises questions’ according to one intern QUEZON CITY – Scientists at a Metro Manila seismic monitoring
Makati High-End Personal Smart Posture Corrector Vetting: The ‘Aggressive Alignment’ and the Shame of the Simple Sit
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Makati Corporate Head Office Executive Private Barista Vetting Strategy (The Aggressive Roast): The Aggressive Security and the Shame of the Simple Brew
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Makati High-End Personal Smart Water Bottle Vetting: The ‘Aggressive Fluidity’ and the Shame of the Simple Sip
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Fiesta Committee’s Lechon Budget Dispute Escalates to Formal Mediation After Three Barangays Cannot Agree Who Ordered the Extra Pig
A phantom seventh pig, eaten happily by all three barangays, becomes an unresolved municipal mediation case Fiesta Committee’s Lechon Budget Dispute Escalates to Formal Mediation After
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet Cage: The ‘Aggressive Sanctuary’ and the Shame of the Simple Kennel
When Your Pet's Confinement is a Vicious Status Marker and Your Cage is a High-Cost Fiduciary Asset The 'Aggressive Sanctuary'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet
Pasig City Deploys Queue Etiquette Monitors at Jeepney Terminals
Pilot program aims to reduce line cutting at three busy transit hubs PASIG CITY – The Pasig City government confirmed this week that it has begun
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Hole Punch: The ‘Aggressive Pierce’ and the Shame of the Simple Dent
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Bacolod Sugar Industry Workers Association Raises Concerns Over Automation Threatening Traditional Harvest Employment
Labor advocates navigate tension between agricultural modernization and preserving seasonal worker livelihoods Automation Concerns Mount Among Traditional Sugar Workers The Bacolod Sugar Industry Workers Association raised
Quezon City Considers Requiring Karaoke Establishments to Install Soundproofing Before Renewing Business Permits
Proposed ordinance responds to years of neighborhood noise complaints during popular videoke sessions Soundproofing Mandate Targets Popular Nighttime Activity Quezon City Council members introduced a proposed
Makati Corporate Employee Vacation Policy (The Aggressive Staycation): The Aggressive Exclusion and the Shame of the Simple Trip
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EDSA Traffic Achieves Sentience, Immediately Requests A Day Off
Commuters say the notoriously slow highway finally admitted it needs a break too METRO MANILA – After decades of grinding, near motionless congestion, EDSA, the country’s
Impeachment Hearing Livestream Breaks Record For Longest Runtime
Viewers report finishing entire seasons of unrelated shows during recess breaks alone MANILA – A televised impeachment hearing has reportedly set an unofficial new record for
Makati Office Emergency Power Generator Vetting Drama: The Aggressive Volt and the Shame of the Simple Plug
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Makati Corporate Employee Remote Work Policy (The Aggressive Attendance): The Aggressive Exclusion and the Shame of the Simple Trust
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New Cabinet Secretary Appointed Based Entirely on Social Media Following and Engagement Metrics
Department positions now awarded through Instagram followers rather than government examination or expertise Revolutionary Selection Process Abandons Traditional Qualifications for Digital Credibility The Office of the President
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Pen: The ‘Aggressive Signature’ and the Shame of the Simple Biro
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Makati High-End Personal Smart Noise Canceling Headset Vetting: The ‘Aggressive Hush’ and the Shame of the Simple Plug
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Manila Mall Becomes Unofficial Cooling Center During Heat Wave
Shoppers linger for hours as management quietly tolerates the trend MANILA – A major shopping mall in the metro confirmed this week that it has informally
Quezon City Requires Citizens to Obtain “Breathing Permit” for Air Usage; Annual Fee ?3,000
New Environmental Initiative Charges Residents Per Liter of Oxygen Consumed Quezon City, Philippines Quezon City announced Thursday a controversial “Atmospheric Usage Permit” system charging residents ?3,000
PHL Senate Votes to Ban Spelling as “Elitist and Exclusionary”
New Legislation Declares Correct Orthography a Form of Class Discrimination; ?200M Phonetic Alphabet Conversion Fund Approved Manila, Philippines The Philippine Senate voted 18-4 Tuesday to ban
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Tape Dispenser: The ‘Aggressive Tear’ and the Shame of the Simple Rip
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Manila Bay Rehabilitated With Premium Imaginary Sand, Officials Confirm
The new beach is described as beautiful, golden, and entirely a matter of faith MANILA, Philippines — Officials have completed the latest phase of the Manila
MMDA Reclassifies EDSA Traffic as Permanent Performance Art Installation
The eight-hour standstill is now a curated cultural experience with no scheduled end MANILA, Philippines — The Metropolitan Manila Development Authority has officially reclassified the perpetual
Philippine Senate Approves Bill Requiring All Ghost Projects to File Environmental Impact Statements
Commission on Audit Confirms Imaginary Infrastructure Now Legally Obligated to Comply with Real Regulations Philippine Senate Approves Bill Requiring All Ghost Projects to File Environmental Impact
Duterte Trial Updates Consumed 94 Percent of Philippine Media Bandwidth, Leaving 6 Percent for Everything Else
Nation’s Editors Confirm Weather, Sports, Entertainment, and All Other News Being Held in Queue Pending ICC Proceedings Duterte Trial Updates Consumed 94 Percent of Philippine Media