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MMDA monetizes gridlock with new tourism initiative In a surprising turn of events, the Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA) announced a new program turning the city's

Police to monitor social media for self-incriminating posts In a move that has left law enforcement experts scratching their heads and social media influencers cheering, the

New flood control project promises predictable water disasters In a groundbreaking development that has left residents alternately amused and terrified, Manila's city engineers proudly announced that

Extended school hours and increased assignments promised to build resilience In a bold move that has left parents, students, and alarm clocks in shock, the Department

New system generates unverifiable political statements automatically In an unprecedented move that has political analysts and comedians alike cheering, the Commission on Elections (Comelec) announced a

Senate energy hearing becomes group therapy session for lawmakers In a rare moment of collective introspection, several Philippine senators expressed genuine surprise upon discovering that high

Rehabilitation program receives fresh funding as river remains cautiously optimistic In what environmentalists are calling "a touching display of recurring hope," the government announced renewed funding

DOTr announces interactive initiative to manage public expectations creatively The Department of Transportation (DOTr) announced with great optimism that the Metro Rail Transit (MRT) will soon

Water interruption leaves thousands dry as creative coping mechanisms emerge Metro Manila residents are expressing cautious optimism after another round of scheduled water interruptions left large

Malacañang defends extended overseas trips as bold experiment in mobile leadership Malacañang officials assured the public that President Ferdinand Marcos Jr.'s extended stay abroad is not

Manila Showbiz Marites Culture Dies: AI Actress Has No Scandals, No Third Party, No Tea to Spill By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen Manila, Philippines — Philippine entertainment thrives

Manila CEOs Buy AI Like Greenbelt Designer Bags: Expensive, Flashy, Useless When Makati Executives Shop for Technology Like Ayala Fashionistas Last Tuesday at TechCorp Philippines' 35th-floor office

Manila Parents Still Won't Say These 6 Magic Phrases Their Adult Kids Desperately Need to HearBreaking: Metro Manila therapy clinics report booking increases as Filipino

Meta's PornGPT Scandal: How Silicon Valley's AI Disaster Shocked Manila's Tech Scene By Maria Santos | Manila Tech Report The comprehensive Meta PornGPT scandal coverage sent shockwaves

Manila Economists Panic: Struggling Filipinos Refuse to Save the Economy by Buying ₱2,000 Milk Tea They Can't Afford The Makati Tragedy: When Minimum Wage Earners Won't

EDSA Goes Car-Free for 24 Hours—Filipinos Celebrate by Walking in Perfect Circles Like Lost Ants By Bohiney.com Staff Report | September 21, 2025 Manila's Traffic Nightmare Becomes

The Erma Bombeck Manila Philippines Parenting Survival Guide: 2025 Edition How America's queen of domestic satirical journalism would navigate raising children in the Pearl of the

The Hidden Truth About Female Self-Care in Manila That Wellness Influencers Don't Want You to Know Revolutionary Study Reveals How Your Jeepney Survival Kit Determines Your

Manila V8 Durango Paradise: Where Freedom Roars and CARB Can't Touch You V8 Durango Manila Mania: The Last Bastion of Horsepower Freedom While Americans are fighting over

Manila's Literary Elite Unveil 15 Literary Masterpieces You Must Read (If You Ever Want to Sound Smart at Makati Book Launches) Metro Manila's Cultural Gatekeepers Have

Diamond Engagement Rings - Manila How Western Marketing Convinced Filipino Men to Trade Their Motorcycles for Shiny Rocks A satirical investigation into the greatest scam to hit

The Secret Society of Manila's Respectably Unfaithful: Philippines' Most Devoted Cheaters When Adoration Meets Business Districts Every crime has its fingerprint. Bank robbers leave getaway cars. Jewel

Manila Declares Victory in Southeast Asian Digital Nomad Arms Race: Offers Free Jeepney Rides, Personal Karaoke Machines, and Legal Right to Cut in Line at

Joint Military Exercise Canceled After Filipino Tita Declares War on Empty Stomachs By Coed Cherry for Bohiney Magazine Served hot and sweet from https://manilanews.ph/australia-philippines-military-exercise/ Breaking: International Security Threat

Australia-Philippines Military Exercise Features 3,600 Troops: China Responds by Sending 3,601 Ships to "Observe" from Close Distance Mathematical Precision: How International Military Coordination Achieves Perfect Plus-One

Marco Rubio's Asian Tour Undermined by Trump's Golf Cart Diplomacy Rubio Promises Alliance Strengthening While President Contradicts Via Social Media In a groundbreaking diplomatic development, Marco Rubio's

ASEAN Summit Achieves Breakthrough: Member Nations Agree They All Have Different Definitions of "Cooperation" Historic Diplomatic Achievement: Regional Block Finally Reaches Consensus That Consensus is Impossible In

Trump's Tariff War Creates New Asian Economic Miracle: Countries Unite in Confusion About What Trade Actually Means Anymore Revolutionary Economic Development: How Complete Trade Policy Bewilderment

Asian Development Bank Discovers Philippines "Bright Spot": Apparently Bright Enough to Blind Economists to Actual Problems Revolutionary Economic Analysis: How Selective Vision Creates Investment Optimism in

Philippines Tourism Board Launches "Disaster Vacation" Package: Experience Natural Calamities, Political Chaos, and Corruption All-in-One Trip Revolutionary All-Inclusive Experience: "Visit the Philippines - Where Every Day

Malaysia's Anti-Corruption Bill Passes: "Ali Baba Contracts" Officially Rebranded as "Dynamic Wealth Redistribution Initiatives" Parliament Votes to Modernize Corruption Terminology While Maintaining Traditional Business Practices In a