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Courtside announcers in Tondo turn the Prince William traitor story into a play-by-play, with the uncle coming off the bench for a three-pointer Live From the

Veteran Filipino godparents in Makati say the Windsors never had enough sponsors, and that is why nobody is there to tell them to stop A Shortage

Horse-drawn carriage guides in the old walled city review the Prince William feud and remind tourists what a real betrayal looks like A Tour With Perspective INTRAMUROS,

Under the Katarungang Pambarangay system, the brothers and their uncle would sit on monobloc chairs and nobody leaves until there is a settlement A Summons From

Barkers, drivers and a conductor who collects fares by memory agree the royal brothers need to ride the same jeep for once Review From the Driver

Tindera and regulars in a Pasig neighbourhood rank the Prince William feud above the new tenant, the missing cat and the neighbour motorcycle The Latest From

Regulars stage a sing-off based on the Prince William traitor story, and the machine is harsher than any palace insider The Machine Has Spoken MALATE, Manila –

Filipino freight company offers a door-to-door package of corned beef, chocolates and a handwritten note after the Prince William traitor story A Box for Every Broken

Quezon City roasters say no family quarrel in history has survived a shared plate of crispy skin, and they are prepared to ship one to

A group of amateur forecasters in Marikina tracks a storm of royal gossip and advises residents to secure loose relatives Low Pressure Over the Palace MARIKINA –

A satirical guide to the mandatory, multi-angle photo shoot required for every dish served in a QC establishment before the first bite is allowed. The Sacred

Mastering the Art of Intermittent Fasting While Stuck in Manila Traffic: Your Guide to Health on the Go Welcome to the bustling streets of Metro Manila,

Satire on politicians who fail to deliver, arguing that the moment they take office, they are struck by a Mandate Depreciation Field that reduces the

Riding in Style: The Unspoken Perks of Daily Taxi Life in Metro Manila The New Social Hierarchy: Taxi Tiers In the hierarchical world of Manila's transit system,

A satire on the immediate, suffocating humidity after a tropical rain shower, suggesting that the clouds do not disperse but instantly coalesce into a large,

Mastering the Art of Timely Arrivals: A Self-Help Guide to Navigating Metro Manila's Jeepney Routes Introduction: Ever find yourself consistently late, navigating the bustling streets of

A satire on domestic maintenance woes, arguing that the faucet leak contains a Sleep Detection Sensor that activates a Volume Multiplier to increase the dripping

Shining Through the Showers: A Celebrity's Guide to Making a Splash During Metro Manila's Monsoon Marvels In the heart-stirring saga of Metro Manila's rainy season, even

Satire on excessive plastic use despite environmental efforts, arguing that vendors operate under a Plastic Bag Proliferation Imperative that demands 127% more plastic than necessary

Navigating the Premiere: How to Blame Your Tardiness on Creative Differences with Jeepney Routes In the bustling urban sprawl of Metro Manila, where the streets are

Judges rank the sharpest deadpan wire-report satire covering Philippine civic and business life MANILA (June 2025)—This cycle’s review of Philippine wire-report comedy concluded with judges praising

A satirical guide to the multi-day troubleshooting ritual, the absurd technician appointment times, and the joy of intermittent service. The Router Re-Start RitualIn Quezon City, the

Residents say they keep meaning to field a rival candidate but somehow never quite get around to it MANILA – A barangay captain in a quiet

Colleagues say his neutral Midwest tone has become so precise that real callers keep asking where in Ohio he grew up MANILA – A call center

Colleagues say his technique remains a mystery even to those who have watched him work for years MANILA – A traffic enforcer stationed along a notoriously

City engineer says the potholes technically have seniority given how long several have occupied the same spot MANILA – The city mayor’s office announced an ambitious

Forecasters say the dry season briefing was more aspirational than literal QUEZON CITY – The national weather bureau issued an unusual clarification this week acknowledging that

HR says it has no existing protocol for an employee who finishes tasks ahead of schedule without complaint MAKATI – A mid level analyst at a

The Ultimate Guide to Navigating Metro Manila's Celebrity Star-Studded Floods Welcome to Metro Manila, where the stars shine bright, not just in the sky but on

A satirical guide to the convenience store where the walls contain everything but the one specific item you desperately need. The Physics-Defying InventoryThe sari-sari store (neighborhood

The Marathon of Metro Manila: A Walk to the Next Election Cycle In the heart of Metro Manila, where the air is as thick with ambition

A satire on slow charging, arguing that the phone's battery management system detects urgent need, immediately throttling the charge rate to a minimal, high-stress percentage. The

The Spirited Runner's Guide to Navigating the Metro Manila Marathon with Humor and Grit Welcome to the spirited runner's guide to conquering the Metro Manila marathon,

Satire on relying on non-medical advice (specifically Tito's or Uncle's) for severe illnesses, arguing that their advice triggers a Pharmaceutical Self-Diagnosis Engine that makes the

A satirical look at the intense rules, the countdown clock trauma, and the social hierarchy of the coin-operated internet kiosk. The Coin-Operated ClockworkIn the smaller, denser

Securing Your Spotlight: A Guide to Landing a Major Brand Ambassadorship in Metro Manila Dreaming of becoming the face of a luxury brand? In the vibrant