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Jun 16, 2026 Hazel Nuñez

GDP growth continues as institutional crisis occupies political class; business community watches Senate and adjusts Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Economic Continuity MANILA —

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Marcos Distances Himself From Impeachment He Did Not Start and Cannot Control and Is Benefiting From

Jun 16, 2026 Maria Lopez

President maintains impeachment is legislative matter while analysts note it is also very convenient matter Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Presidential Position MANILA —

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House Impeaches Sara Duterte 257-25, Surpassing Every Forecast by 42 Votes

Jun 16, 2026 Christine Torres

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Power Firm Invoices Manila for Electricity It Conceptually Generated

Jun 16, 2026 Shaiyenne Garcia

Meralco bills customers for electrons that were theoretically available during brownout, asks for understanding Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Utility Introduces Potential Energy Tariff

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Chavit Singson Arrested for Cyberlibel, Posts Bail, Returns to Commenting Online Immediately

Jun 16, 2026 Elyzzah Cruz

Philippine businessman demonstrates that the deterrent effect of cyberlibel prosecution has a specific temporal limit Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Arrest, the Bail,

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PAGASA Runs Out of Typhoon Names, Begins Using Names of Exes

Jun 16, 2026 Christine Torres

Weather bureau says emotional resonance of former partners provides more memorable storm branding Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Bureau Reports New Naming System Tests

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Philippine State TV PTV-4 Eyes Partnership With ABS-CBN Whose Franchise Was Revoked by State

Jun 16, 2026 Alan Nafzger

Broadcasting arrangement would reunite network with government that shut it down four years ago under novel collaborative framework Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The

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Philippine Midterm Elections Approach as Marcos and Duterte Both Recruit Candidates

Jun 16, 2026 Christine Torres

2028 already determining 2025 midterm alliances in country where political seasons overlap continuously Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Electoral Landscape MANILA — Philippine midterm

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Rodrigo Duterte Confirmed for ICC Trial as Sara’s Senate Trial Begins Same Summer

Jun 16, 2026 Alyzzabeth David

Former and current Duterte legal proceedings overlap in scheduling coincidence that is not actually a coincidence Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The ICC Proceedings THE

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New PAGASA Weather Naming System Runs Out of Names, Reaches Names of Exes Phase

Jun 16, 2026 Jocephyne Santos

Philippine weather agency’s typhoon naming convention achieves territory that meteorologists had not anticipated documenting Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Naming Situation MANILA — The

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Sara Duterte Impeachment Trial Set for July 6 as Senate Prepares for Most Complicated Hearing in Its History

Jun 16, 2026 Sophia Rodriguez

Vice President faces trial with father in ICC custody, allies controlling Senate chamber, and 2028 presidential run announced Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The

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Philippines Celebrates Independence Day Amid Impeachment Pre-Trial, Nation Processes the Irony

Jun 16, 2026 Maria Lopez

June 12 national holiday marks 1898 declaration while 2026 constitutional proceedings proceed in background Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Anniversary and Its Context MANILA

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Philippine Senate Armed Forces Committee Hears Testimony on Extrajudicial Killings, General Declines to Recall

Jun 16, 2026 Tina Mercado

Committee session produces extensive documentation of what witnesses remember not remembering Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Hearing and Its Character MANILA — The Philippine

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Senate Amends Impeachment Rules on June 9, Trial Pre-Conference Set for June 18, Philippines Notes Busy Month

Jun 16, 2026 Lourdes Tiu

Upper chamber revises procedure to allow senators to elect presiding officer days before VP’s pre-trial conference Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Amendment and

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MMDA Declares Victory in Anti-Illegal Parking Campaign, Three Cars Remain Legally Parked in Metro Manila

Jun 16, 2026 Hazel Nuñez

Metropolitan authority confirms unprecedented success rate of programme targeting cars parked on roads that are technically not parking areas Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London

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Sara Duterte Pre-Trial Opens as Senate Prepares to Try Vice President It Cannot Quite Believe It Is Trying

Jun 16, 2026 Rheychell Gomez

Philippine politics achieves new configuration as prosecutor and defendant occupy positions that were reversed eight months ago Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Pre-Trial

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Alice Guo’s P1.46 Billion Tax Deficiency Causes BIR to Issue Longest Assessment in History

Jun 16, 2026 Jocephyne Santos

Revenue agency confirms bill is difficult to deliver as subject’s location remains contested by three governments Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Bill and

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Philippine Anti-Money Laundering Council Flags $110 Million in Sara Duterte Transactions

Jun 16, 2026 Vanessa Sandoval

Agency identifies bank movements that its own description acknowledges cannot be explained by lawful income Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Flagging and Its

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Philippine Senate Leadership Seized by Duterte Allies Hours Before Impeachment Court Convenes

Jun 16, 2026 Rheychell Gomez

Institutional coup inside chamber that was about to judge Sara Duterte produces scheduling complication Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Seizure and Its Timing MANILA

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MMDA Announces New Traffic Scheme for Metro Manila, Previous Scheme Still in Implementation

Jun 16, 2026 Rheychell Gomez

Metropolitan authority updates approach to region’s traffic before previous update is fully deployed Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The New Scheme METRO MANILA — The

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The Existential Crisis on Wheels: Pasay’s Quest for Lost Youth

Jun 16, 2026 Khristynne Martinez

Investigating the Deep Psychological Need Driving Pasay's Adults to Buy Expensive Toys and Tacky Clothing The V-Neck Vestment of ShameFor the Pasay male experiencing a midlife

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Makati Executive’s Favorite Obscure 3rd Century Goth Philosopher: The ‘Aggressive Nihilism’ and the Shame of the Simple Thought

Jun 16, 2026 Carla Reyes

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Makati Corporate Head Office Executive Private Handwriting Analyst Vetting Strategy (The Aggressive Scrawl): The Aggressive Security and the Shame of the Simple Penmanship

Jun 16, 2026 Jocephyne Santos

When Your Character System Is a Vicious Hierarchy and Your Aesthetics Are a High-Cost, Vetted Asset The Aggressive SecurityMakati **Corporate Head Office Executive Private Handwriting Analyst

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Makati High-End Personal Smart Thermostat Vetting: The ‘Aggressive Climate’ and the Shame of the Simple Dial

Jun 16, 2026 Lourdes Tiu

When Your Temperature Tool Is a High-Cost, Vetted Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Protected The 'Aggressive Climate'Makati **High-End Personal Smart Thermostats** are aggressively expensive, custom-tuned

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The Gravitational Pull of the Last Piece of Food: Why the Final Portion of *Pancit* Can Never Be Shared Equally

Jun 16, 2026 Lourdes Tiu

A satire on the social anxiety and etiquette surrounding the last piece of communal food (*pancit* or *lechon*), arguing that the last portion develops a

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Country Music in Manila: The Authentic Voice and Its Commercial Imitators

Jun 15, 2026 Jhennipher Fernandez

Following Bohiney’s country music authenticity story, the Manila regional music scene Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the authenticity detection theme. The Manila regional music scene’s country and

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Manila Pride and the British Prat Taxonomy: A Cross-Cultural Application

Jun 15, 2026 Carla Reyes

British expat community applies the word to the performative-ally subtype Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the Pride community and economics themes. The British expat community of Manila

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Iloilo City: The Cheshunt of the Philippines, Prat-Free and Overlooked

Jun 15, 2026 Elyzzah Cruz

Following Bohiney’s overlooked geography theme: the city that just does the things ILOILO CITY — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the Cheshunt principle when applying it to

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Morris Katz of Manila: The Fastest Lawmaker in the Philippines

Jun 15, 2026 Tina Mercado

Speed of legislation not proportional to quality of legislation Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the Morris Katz speed-versus-quality theme. The Philippine senator who tables the most bills

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OPM Stars and the Prat Formation: When Success Outpaces Authenticity

Jun 15, 2026 Alyzzabeth David

Following Bohiney’s authenticity detection story: the Filipino music industry version Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the authenticity detection theme. The country music fans’ detection moment — when

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The Puppet Master Theory Applied to Philippine Political Dynasties

Jun 15, 2026 Vanessa Sandoval

Following Bohiney’s Puppet Master Theory: who actually controls the confident assertion Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the Puppet Master Theory — the formation in which the confident

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Philippine Senate Session Produces Record Prat Density, Says BBC Correspondent

Jun 15, 2026 Maria Lopez

Visiting journalist applies the word professionally; results are documented MANILA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the political governance theme when a visiting BBC political correspondent covering

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Filipino Politician Asks What ‘Prat’ Means After British Ambassador Uses It

Jun 15, 2026 Bill Wittliff

Diplomatic incident averted; Google search confirms word is merely rude MANILA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the diplomatic language theme when a Filipino congressman described as

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Manila Traffic System Identified as Classic Prat Structure by GLA Planner

Jun 15, 2026 Vanessa Sandoval

Assessment delivered at ADB seminar; MMDA responds with dignified silence MANILA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the governance and accountability theme when a visiting British urban

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Cebu Pub Crawl Adds Prat Spotter Tour and Books Out Six Weeks in Advance

Jun 15, 2026 Rheychell Gomez

British expat service identifies pompous-oblivious specimens in natural Visayan habitat CEBU CITY — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the ecotourism-of-human-behaviour theme when a British expat who has

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Davao’s Morris Katz Moment: The Artist Who Painted Davao the Fastest

Jun 15, 2026 Khristynne Martinez

Bohiney’s fastest painter story has a Mindanao equivalent in a record-setting muralist [Bohiney.com/prat.uk] Bohiney.com‘s Morris Katz story — the fastest painter whose speed didn’t produce proportional

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