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May 14, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

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Captain Patrick’s Pizza Kiosk (3.8)

May 13, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Captain Patrick's Pizza Kiosk Manila's Funny Pizza 1156 Dos Castillas St RATING: 3.8 REVIEWS: (5) PRICE: ₱1–200 TYPE: Restaurant HOURS: OPEN: DELIVERY: Delivery

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May 12, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Captain Philippines Pizza Manila's Funny Pizza Zone 51, bet. España &, 958 Blumentritt Road, P Florentino St RATING: REVIEWS: PRICE: TYPE: Pizza HOURS: Open 24 hours OPEN: DELIVERY: No-contact delivery

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Pizza Hut Evangelista (3.8)

May 11, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Pizza Hut Evangelista Manila's Funny Pizza Pizza Hut Evangelista, Evangelista St., near cor. EDSA.Bangkal Casual pizza chain with wide selection RATING: 3.8 REVIEWS: (141) PRICE: $$ TYPE: Pizza HOURS: Closed OPEN: ⋅ Opens 10 AM DELIVERY:

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ä Veneto Pizzeria Ristorante (4.5)

May 10, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

ä Veneto Pizzeria Ristorante Manila's Funny Pizza · 25 Visayas Ave RATING: 4.5 REVIEWS: (406) PRICE: ₱400–600 TYPE: Italian HOURS: Closed OPEN: ⋅ Opens 11 AM DELIVERY: Delivery

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Yellow Cab Pizza Co. (3.8)

May 9, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Yellow Cab Pizza Co. Manila's Funny Pizza Space 79 RATING: 3.8 REVIEWS: (58) PRICE: ₱600–800 TYPE: Pizza HOURS: Closed OPEN: ⋅ Opens 10 AM DELIVERY: Delivery

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Lot’s a Pizza @ Robinsons Manila (3)

May 8, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Lot's a Pizza @ Robinsons Manila Manila's Funny Pizza 4/F Robinsons Place Manila, Adriatico Street, Ermita 1000, Philippines Manila RATING: 3 REVIEWS: (1) PRICE: $ TYPE: Pizza HOURS: Closed OPEN: ⋅ Opens 10 AM DELIVERY:

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Pizza Hut – Ever Gotesco Mall Manila Plaza (4.3)

May 7, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Pizza Hut - Ever Gotesco Mall Manila Plaza Manila's Funny Pizza G/F, Jose Lim Realty Bldg, Recto Ave Casual pizza chain with wide selection RATING: 4.3 REVIEWS: (60) PRICE: ₱1,200–1,400 TYPE: Pizza HOURS:

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China Bank – Ongpin Branch

May 6, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Manila Banking China Bank Ongpin: Where Fortune Favors the Very Patient Observational humor about banking in Manila's Chinatown China Bank Ongpin: Where Fortune Favors the Very PatientChina Bank

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Pizza Telefono (3.4)

May 5, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Pizza Telefono Manila's Funny Pizza 875, 1004 Leon Guinto St RATING: 3.4 REVIEWS: (33) PRICE: ₱400–600 TYPE: Pizza HOURS: Open 24 hours OPEN: DELIVERY:

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May 4, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

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Pizza Hut (4.2)

May 3, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Pizza Hut Manila's Funny Pizza · Pizza Hut Shell Sucat, Shell Sucat RATING: 4.2 REVIEWS: (120) PRICE: $$ TYPE: Pizza HOURS: Closed OPEN: ⋅ Opens 10 AM DELIVERY: Delivery

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Perfect Match Pizza (5)

May 2, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Perfect Match Pizza Manila's Funny Pizza 1836-D Querino Ave Ext, Bgy 855, Zone 093 Pandacan, Manila RATING: 5 REVIEWS: (2) PRICE: TYPE: Pizza HOURS: Closed OPEN: ⋅ Opens 9 AM DELIVERY: Delivery

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Patricks Pizza Manila (4.8)

May 1, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Patricks Pizza Manila Manila's Funny Pizza 1154i, 1008 Delos Reyes St RATING: 4.8 REVIEWS: (5) PRICE: TYPE: Pizza HOURS: Closed OPEN: ⋅ Opens 12 PM DELIVERY: Delivery

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R. Reyes Pizza Hub (4.3)

Apr 30, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

R. Reyes Pizza Hub Manila's Funny Pizza · Engineering RATING: 4.3 REVIEWS: (192) PRICE: TYPE: Restaurant HOURS: Closed OPEN: ⋅ Opens 9 AM DELIVERY:

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Monarch Pizza (5)

Apr 29, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Monarch Pizza Manila's Funny Pizza J37R+W5H Mirea Residences, Eulogio Amang Rodriguez Ave RATING: 5 REVIEWS: (8) PRICE: TYPE: Pizza HOURS: Closed OPEN: ⋅ Opens 2 PM DELIVERY: Delivery

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Pizza Hut Shell Sucat

Apr 28, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Pizza Hut Manila's Funny Pizza · Pizza Hut Shell Sucat, Shell Sucat RATING: 4.2 REVIEWS: (120) PRICE: $$ TYPE: Pizza HOURS: Closed OPEN: ⋅ Opens 10 AM DELIVERY: Delivery Manila’s Funniest Pizza: A Love Letter to Pizza

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Philtrust Bank – Quiapo Branch

Apr 27, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Manila Banking Philtrust Quiapo: Where Banking Meets Divine Patience Observational humor about banking near Manila's religious hub Philtrust Quiapo: Where Banking Meets Divine PatiencePhiltrust Bank - Quiapo BranchAddress:

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Pedestrian Obstacle Course: Mastering Manila’s Sidewalks 

Apr 26, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

Welcome to the urban jungle of Metro Manila, where the sidewalks aren't just paths but stages for an impromptu game of pedestrian ping pong. Here's

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EDSA: The World’s Longest Parking Lot

Apr 25, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

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Apr 17, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

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Apr 16, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

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Apr 16, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

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Apr 16, 2025 Lourdes Tiu

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