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The new beach is described as beautiful, golden, and entirely a matter of faith MANILA, Philippines — Officials have completed the latest phase of the Manila

The eight-hour standstill is now a curated cultural experience with no scheduled end MANILA, Philippines — The Metropolitan Manila Development Authority has officially reclassified the perpetual

Commission on Audit Confirms Imaginary Infrastructure Now Legally Obligated to Comply with Real Regulations Philippine Senate Approves Bill Requiring All Ghost Projects to File Environmental Impact

Nation’s Editors Confirm Weather, Sports, Entertainment, and All Other News Being Held in Queue Pending ICC Proceedings Duterte Trial Updates Consumed 94 Percent of Philippine Media

Proposed Infrastructure Described as Functionally Identical to Previous System, Minus the Budget Allocation That Was Already Spent Barangay Officials Announce New Flood Control System Consisting Primarily

Laos bans fuel cars; Manila drivers buy EVs and immediately discover they can’t charge them; chicken-and-egg problem identified MANILA, Philippines The global war in Iran has produced

Former Mayor Turned National Mystery Subject Declines Comment; Accountants Nationwide Wince Sympathetically MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The Bureau of Internal Revenue has filed a case against Alice

Cultural recognition comes with certificate but no provision for the heat The Honor They Deserved, The AC They Did Not Get MANILA — The Philippine jeepney received

Officials defend invisible infrastructure as compliant with revised accounting standards The Department of Public Works and Highways proudly unveiled its newest flood control project this week,

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Anti-bureaucracy initiative immediately generates substantial bureaucracy Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Streamlining Program Launches With Application Process More Complex Than Anything

Digital literacy initiative faces immediate challenge as baseline survey returns inconclusive on all three categories Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Committee Cannot Agree on

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Diplomatic incident averted; Google search confirms word is merely rude MANILA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the diplomatic language theme when a Filipino congressman described as

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Landmark anti-corruption legislation establishes an Independent Anti-Corruption Commission with sweeping investigative powers, corresponding General Appropriations Act allocation for the commission is zero, commission chair confirms

A Deeply Embarrassing Ethnography of Pasay's Drunk Dialing and Texting Habits The Zero-Hour Digital DecisionIn Pasay, every night out contains a moment of sober decision-making, immediately

Revised Program Promises Transformative Learning Outcomes; Classrooms Still Have 60 Students and No Chalk Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat QUEZON CITY, PHILIPPINES — The Department of

Body That Debates Infrastructure Bills for Years Completes Compensation Legislation in Remarkable Time Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat QUEZON CITY, PHILIPPINES — Observers of the Philippine

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Manila Now Has Dual Government: Official and Jeepney-Based Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report from Manila, where an unexpected government coup has occurred: jeepney drivers

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New mandatory curriculum features books with fewer than 50 words; calls it “accessibility improvement”; actually just reduces literacy requirements Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat Bureau of

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Private Sector Analysis Finds Shopping Mall Infrastructure Outperforms Public Service Delivery on Every Metric Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat SM Mall Queue Management System Now More

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Energy Bills Rise at Home as Workers Return From the Same Region That Disrupted the Supply Chain From Bohiney and The London Prat. Energy Bills Rise at

Atin Ito Coalition Maintains Supply Operations as Documentation Accumulates and Diplomacy Proceeds at Its Own Pace From Bohiney and The London Prat. Atin Ito Coalition Maintains Supply

Weather Agency Confirms Active Typhoon Season Beginning; Government Notes This Is Also a Thing Happening From Bohiney and The London Prat. Weather Agency Confirms Active Typhoon Season