Veteran Filipino godparents in Makati say the Windsors never had enough sponsors, and that is why nobody is there to tell them to stop A Shortage

Developers blame a glitch that has somehow survived four major updates MANILA – A widely downloaded typhoon preparedness app has come under renewed criticism this storm

Weather bureau watches closely as Filipinos quietly stock up on canned goods and candles A storm still offshore, a pantry already prepared Storm Saudel could strengthen into

When Your Input Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Sound Profile Is Viciously Vetted for Quiet The 'Aggressive Privacy'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening Office Blinds**

The employee says maximizing an unexpected suspension day amid heavy monsoon rains demanded careful, deliberate time management QUEZON CITY — An office worker confirms that achieving

One resident’s years of poor timing have finally produced a genuinely functional cross-referencing method between maintenance advisories and household chores MANILA — Office worker Bettina Cruz-Aquino

One politically engaged citizen’s attempt to simply understand a statistical dead heat produced considerably more analysis than the actual voting decision required NAGA CITY — Local

Families place friendly wagers on which relative’s canned goods will trigger the longest hold at the port MANILA — With overseas Filipino remittances continuing to flow

Informal poll shows residents would trust forecasts more if the agency simply led with the apology QUEZON CITY — A recent informal online poll asking Filipinos

Official cites the box’s power to determine entire family gift economies for six months at a time MANILA – A visibly exhausted customs official at the

Stolen Ranger with fake papers completes fuller life journey than most asset declarations QUEZON CITY — A man who paid 970,000 pesos for a Ford Ranger

Shoal stays 124 nautical miles from Zambales despite repeated requests that it stop MANILA — The Department of National Defense’s rejection of Beijing’s latest demand to

An informal utang system sustained across nearly three decades functions as a genuine neighborhood safety net Las Piñas Sari-Sari Store Owner Has Extended Informal Credit to

A retired teacher’s personal habit becomes a more comprehensive archive than the barangay’s own official recreation program Neighborhood Basketball Court’s Unofficial Scorekeeper Has Maintained Perfect Records

Four decades of utang records survive floods and renovations while resisting every well meaning digitization attempt Sari-Sari Store Owner’s Handwritten Credit Ledger Has Survived Three Renovations

When Your Abstract Theory Is a Vicious Filter and Your Knowledge Is an Untestable Asset The 'Aggressive Map'Makati **Executives' Favorite Obscure 18th Century French Cartographer** is

Inquiry into missing billions suspended as the system investigates itself and confesses in runoff Senate Hearing on Flood Control Postponed Due to Flooding of Senate Hearing

When Your Input Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Sound Profile Is Viciously Vetted for Quiet The 'Aggressive Hush'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening Office Desk**

Noodle shop owners agree eggs cost too much to give away free ILOILO CITY — A group of eleven batchoy vendors operating around the Iloilo public

New system rates thoroughfares from calm to volatile using honking and congestion data MANILA – The Metropolitan Manila Development Authority confirmed Tuesday that it has begun

Newly appointed official claims role involves “making Filipinos feel better about current situation” without actually improving current situation Manila, Philippines The Philippine government has announced a new

When Your Pet's Intelligence is a Vicious Status Marker and Your Toy is a High-Cost Fiduciary Asset The 'Aggressive Solve'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet

When Your Staff Integration Is a Vicious Statement and Your Policy Is a High-Cost Performance The Aggressive ExclusionMakati **Corporate Employee Dress Code Policy** is an aggressively

Novel legislative approach suggests declaring problem solved constitutes effective policy solution Creative Legislative Strategy Bypasses Actual Problem-Solving Entirely Congressman Miguel Santos proposed what he described as a

When Your Safety Marker Is a Vicious Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Managed by a High-Cost Consultant The Aggressive DousingMakati **Office Emergency Fire Suppression System Vetting

When Your Posture Tool Is a High-Cost, Vetted Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Protected The 'Aggressive Upright'Makati **High-End Personal Smart Posture Correctors** are aggressively expensive,

Officials say the transition is ‘proceeding smoothly,’ a phrase now printed on commemorative mugs The long-running jeepney modernization program marked its eleventh year this week with

When Your Input Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Sound Profile Is Viciously Vetted for Quiet The 'Aggressive Hush'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening Office Tablet**

When Your Staff Integration Is a Vicious Statement and Your Policy Is a High-Cost Performance The Aggressive ExclusionMakati **Corporate Employee Communication Policy** is an aggressively expensive,

Analyzing the Strange Digital Lives of Pasay's Hyper-Curated Child Stars and Their Overzealous Handlers The Parent Behind the PhoneThe true star of the Pasay Influencer Toddler

PAGASA Releases Seven-Day Outlook Covering All Meteorological Conditions Simultaneously, Describes This as Science Philippine Weather Bureau Forecasts Week of Rain, Sunshine, and Profound Uncertainty QUEZON CITY —

Metro Manila’s main artery hits 14-hour gridlock; transportation authority announces new study Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Traffic, As a Spiritual Condition METRO MANILA — Traffic on

Manila beauty editors test seven affordable powders against humidity; discover ‘hulas moments’ are a recognized cosmetic crisis category MANILA, Philippines Manila’s beauty journalism community has published its

Senate Proceedings Draw More Viewers Than Primetime Soap Opera, Which Is Saying Something MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The impeachment pre-trial of Vice President Sara Duterte commenced Thursday

Officials assure public that pipes are ‘actively being thought about’ Six Hours Was Always a Suggestion MANILA — What water utility officials described as a “routine six-hour

A landmark inquiry into the Senate clears the Senate of all wrongdoing in record time MANILA – In a historic exercise of self-accountability, the Philippine Senate