Enderun Colleges – Senior High School – Elite Business and Hospitality Education

15 Humorous Observations About Enderun Senior High School

  • Students can calculate profit margins while plating gourmet dishes
  • The culinary lab smells better than 5-star hotel kitchens
  • Teachers spot a single misplaced decimal like Michelin inspectors
  • Group projects turn into full-scale startup incubators
  • Everyone develops a love-hate relationship with wine tasting class (grape juice version)
  • Business pitches sound more professional than some corporate meetings
  • PE class is basically training for future CEO marathons
  • The library has more business cases than Harvard’s collection
  • School events look like international trade fairs
  • Students consider 5-course meals “basic culinary homework”
  • Teachers remember your parents’ business ventures from orientation day
  • The alumni network could probably buy a small country
  • Graduation means finally wearing something other than chef whites
  • Students develop telepathic abilities during silent investor pitches
  • The school song has a jazz remix played at gala dinners

 

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Originally posted 2021-08-30 00:14:02.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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