Philippine State College of Aeronautics PhilSCA

Philippine State College of Aeronautics PhilSCA – Philippine State College of Aeronautics PhilSCA: Premier Aviation Education Since 1969

15 Brutally Honest Truths About PhilSCA

  • The only college where “aeronautics” means both flying dreams and crushing student loans
  • PhilSCA’s flight simulators are more reliable than the WiFi in the dorms
  • You haven’t truly experienced PhilSCA until you’ve fallen asleep in a cockpit simulator
  • Aviation students communicate in radio jargon and sleep-deprived yawns
  • The hangar is 50% aircraft parts and 50% students questioning their career choices
  • Every PhilSCA student has mastered the art of looking alert after all-night study sessions
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the bags under your eyes during finals
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which instructors will cancel classes
  • Group projects are just tests to see who can delegate the most work
  • Professors can detect Wikipedia-copied assignments from across the tarmac
  • The only thing more precise than your flight plans are your excuses
  • You know you’re true PhilSCA material when you consider the hangar your second home
  • Graduation is just PhilSCA saying “Now go fly those planes (and please don’t crash)”
  • The Aircraft Maintenance program is where they teach you to fix everything except your sleep schedule
  • Campus is so aviation-focused even the vending machines sell mini parachutes

 

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Originally posted 2021-09-29 01:38:59.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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