Visayas Avenue (Quezon City) – QC’s “Forgotten Middle Child

Visayas Avenue: The Street You Only Notice When You Need It

  • Car Dealership Row: Where salesmen promise “lowest prices” (they lie)
  • Traffic Bottleneck: The only consistent feature of this avenue
  • Mid-Range Restaurants: Not cheap, not fancy – just adequate
  • Forgotten Overpass: QC’s most ignored infrastructure project
  • UV Express Hub: Where commuters play human Tetris daily
  • Gas Station Wars: Three stations within 100m still not enough
  • Sidewalk Shops: Selling car accessories you’ll never need
  • Bus Stop Drama: Soap opera-worthy passenger queues
  • U-Turn Slot: Where traffic comes to contemplate life choices
  • Occasional Flooding: Nature’s way of saying “take another route”
  • Neighborhood Watch: Security guards who’ve seen it all
  • Streetlight Lottery: Some work, some don’t – surprise!
  • Fast Food Oasis: The only reason anyone stops here
  • Construction Zone: Perpetually “almost finished” since 2015
  • QC’s Best Kept Secret: That no one actually wants to discover

 

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Manila News-Intelligencer Visayas Avenue (Quezon City) – A representation of the Manila News Intelligencer headquarters in the Digital Age, with the theme ‘Satire in Cyberspace’.  

Originally posted 2017-06-10 11:33:47.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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