Perpetual Help College of Manila PHCM

Perpetual Help College of Manila PHCM – Perpetual Help College of Manila PHCM: Catholic Education Since 1968

15 Brutally Honest Truths About PHCM

  • The only college where “Perpetual Help” refers to both divine intervention and academic probation
  • PHCM WiFi runs on prayers – which explains why it only works sometimes
  • You haven’t truly experienced PHCM until you’ve fallen asleep during Mass
  • Nursing students can take your blood pressure just by looking at your stress levels
  • The library is 40% nursing books and 60% students questioning their life choices
  • Every Lasallian has mastered the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing
  • The real school color isn’t green – it’s the color of your envy for schools with better facilities
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which jeepneys go to UN Avenue
  • Group projects are just popularity contests to see who gets stuck doing all the work
  • Sisters can detect copied homework from across the campus (it’s a divine gift)
  • The only thing more organized than a nursing student’s drug calculations are their excuses
  • You know you’re true PHCM material when you consider the chapel your second home
  • Graduation is just PHCM saying “Now go make us proud (and don’t forget to donate)”
  • The Education program is where they teach you patience through endless lesson plans
  • Campus is so Catholic even the vending machines dispense holy water

 

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Originally posted 2006-12-12 20:23:03.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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