Southern Asia Bible College SABC – Southern Asia Bible College SABC: Training Christian Workers Since 1952
15 Brutally Honest Truths About SABC
- The only Bible college where “Southern Asia” means both regional focus and sweating through theology classes
- SABC WiFi is as reliable as missionary support raising – works when God wills it
- You haven’t truly experienced SABC until you’ve debated Calvinism vs. Arminianism at 3AM
- Theology students communicate in Greek participles and chai-fueled prayers
- The library is 50% missionary biographies and 50% students questioning their calling
- Every SABC student has mastered the art of looking prayerful while actually napping
- The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the dark circles under your eyes during finals
- You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Bangalore autos will overcharge you
- Group mission projects are just tests to see who can fake cultural adaptability best
- Professors can detect plagiarized sermon outlines from across the chapel
- The only thing more inspired than your preaching are your excuses for late papers
- You know you’re true SABC material when you consider the prayer room your second home
- Graduation is just SABC saying “Now go make disciples (and don’t get deported)”
- The Missions program is where they teach you to save souls while losing sleep
- Campus is so ministry-focused even the campus dogs howl in worship
Originally posted 2006-09-06 20:57:05.