San Sebastian College – Recoletos Manila SSC-R

San Sebastian College – Recoletos Manila SSC-R – San Sebastian College – Recoletos Manila SSC-R: Augustinian Recollect Education Since 1941

15 Brutally Honest Truths About SSC-R Manila

  • The only college where “Recoletos” means both spiritual reflection and sleep deprivation
  • SSC-R WiFi runs on 1940s technology – just like some of the buildings
  • You haven’t truly experienced SSC-R until you’ve gotten lost in the Recto campus maze
  • Law students communicate in Latin maxims and caffeine-fueled grunts
  • The library is 40% law books and 60% students questioning their life choices
  • Every Sebastianian has mastered the art of sleeping with eyes open during lectures
  • The real school color isn’t gold – it’s the dark circles under your eyes
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for dodging Recto traffic and pickpockets
  • Group projects are just tests to see who can delegate work most effectively
  • Augustinian friars can detect copied homework from across the quadrangle
  • The only thing more dramatic than SSC-R’s basketball games are law school debates
  • You know you’re true SSC-R material when you consider the canteen your second home
  • Graduation is just SSC-R saying “Now go make us proud (and send donations)”
  • The Business program is where they teach you to monetize your sleep deprivation
  • Campus is so historic even the ghosts wear school uniforms

 

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Originally posted 2023-11-20 12:57:36.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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