15 Humorous Observations About Claret School QC

• Students can recite the school hymn backwards while sleeping
• The chapel pews have permanent imprints from daily masses
• Teachers spot uniform violations faster than speed cameras
• Group projects require more coordination than a SWAT team
• Everyone develops a sixth sense for when the Rector is nearby
• Science labs look like they belong in a research facility
• PE class is basically training for future corporate athletes
• The library has more theology books than the Vatican library
• School events have more traditions than the Spanish monarchy
• Students consider 3 hours of sleep sufficient during exam week
• Teachers remember your grandfather’s academic records
• The alumni network could probably field its own basketball league
• Graduation means finally growing into the blazer they gave you in 7th grade
• Students develop telepathic abilities during retreats
• The school song has a remix version played at intramurals