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15 Brutally Honest Facts About DLSU Manila

  • The only place where “Animo” means both school spirit and last-minute cramming energy.
  • Henry Sy Building is just a giant monument to accounting students’ tears.
  • You haven’t lived until you’ve tried navigating the maze of Andrew Building.
  • DLSU WiFi is so fast it can buffer your future career prospects.
  • The library is 50% books, 50% students taking Instagram-worthy study pics.
  • Every Lasallian has mastered the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.
  • PE classes exist solely to remind you how unathletic you really are.
  • The real school mascot isn’t the Archer – it’s the overpriced Starbucks cup.
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which elevators in Gokongwei will actually work.
  • Term papers are written in 3 stages: panic, regret, and surrender.
  • The only thing greener than campus are the envy-filled group chats during enrollment.
  • Velasco Hall stairs were clearly designed by someone who hated students.
  • You know you’re a true Lasallian when you consider 24-hour McDo a second home.
  • Professors can smell fear and unfinished requirements.
  • Graduation is just the school politely saying “Don’t forget to donate as alumni.”

 

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Originally posted 2010-12-01 13:13:02.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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