Brent International School Manila – Global Education with American Curriculum

15 Humorous Observations About Brent International School

  • Students speak in 3 languages before their morning coffee
  • The campus is so big students use Google Maps to find classes
  • Teachers grade papers while simultaneously teaching and drinking artisanal coffee
  • Group projects involve more nationalities than the UN General Assembly
  • Everyone develops a love-hate relationship with the IB extended essay
  • Science labs have equipment that NASA would approve of
  • PE class is the only time students admit they’re not perfect
  • The library has more international newspapers than the airport
  • School events look like miniature Model UN conferences
  • Students consider 4 hours of sleep a “full night’s rest” during exams
  • Teachers remember your sibling’s college application from 5 years ago
  • The alumni network spans more countries than most airlines
  • Graduation means finally being allowed to wear something other than the uniform polo
  • Students develop a sixth sense for when college counselors are nearby
  • The school song has versions in 6 different languages

 

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Manila News-Intelligencer Brent International School Manila – A representation of the Manila News Intelligencer headquarters in the Digital Age, with the theme ‘Satire in Cyberspace’.  

Originally posted 2010-08-26 02:29:51.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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