Asian Institute of Management AIM

Asian Institute of Management AIM – Asian Institute of Management AIM: Premier Business School Since 1968

15 Brutally Honest Truths About AIM

  • The only school where “management” means managing your sanity during case study marathons
  • AIM’s WiFi is as reliable as a startup’s business model – works in theory
  • You haven’t truly experienced AIM until you’ve presented a case study on 2 hours of sleep
  • MBA students communicate in corporate jargon and caffeine-fueled mumbles
  • The library is 40% Harvard case studies and 60% students questioning their career switches
  • Every AIM student has mastered the art of looking executive while Googling “basic accounting”
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the dark circles under your eyes during midterms
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which coffee shops are open at 3 AM
  • Group projects are just corporate ladder-climbing practice sessions
  • Professors can detect BS in presentations faster than you can say “synergy”
  • The only thing more polished than your business plan are your excuses
  • You know you’re true AIM material when you consider the boardroom your second home
  • Graduation is just AIM saying “Now go disrupt industries (and please donate later)”
  • The Executive Education program is where midlife crises meet PowerPoint nightmares
  • Campus is so business-focused even the vending machines require a pitch deck

 

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Originally posted 2022-01-27 08:12:03.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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