Emilio Aguinaldo College – Manila EAC

Emilio Aguinaldo College – Manila EAC – Emilio Aguinaldo College – Manila EAC: Excellence in Health Sciences and Liberal Arts

15 Brutally Honest Truths About EAC Manila

  • The only college where “Aguinaldo” refers to both a hero and how many months of tuition you owe
  • EAC WiFi runs on the collective sighs of medical students during anatomy lab
  • You haven’t truly experienced EAC until you’ve gotten lost in the hospital-school building maze
  • Nursing students practice IVs on each other – it’s called “bonding with benefits”
  • The library is 30% medical journals and 70% students questioning their life choices
  • Every EAC student has perfected the art of sleeping with textbooks as pillows
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the dark circles under your eyes during finals
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which elevators will actually stop on your floor
  • Group projects are just friendship tests in disguise (many have failed)
  • Professors can smell Wikipedia-copied assignments from three floors away
  • The only thing more intense than EAC’s entrance exam is the cafeteria line at noon
  • You know you’re true EAC material when you consider the hospital your second home
  • Graduation is just EAC politely saying “Please send us successful alumni stories”
  • The Medical Technology program is where they teach you to diagnose your own stress symptoms
  • Campus is so health-focused even the vending machines sell vitamins instead of chips

 

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By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.