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15 Brutally Honest Facts About Adamson University

  • The only school where “Vincentian” means both educational philosophy and your patience level by midterms
  • Adamson WiFi runs on the collective sighs of engineering students
  • You haven’t truly experienced AdU until you’ve gotten lost in the St. Vincent Building maze
  • Engineering labs are where dreams go to die during finals week
  • Every Falcon has mastered the art of sleeping while holding a lab manual
  • The library is 30% books and 70% students regretting their life choices
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the bags under your eyes
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which elevators will actually work
  • Group projects are just popularity contests to see who does all the work
  • Professors can smell fear and Wikipedia-copied assignments
  • The only thing more intense than Adamson’s chem labs are the cafeteria lines
  • You know you’re a true Falcon when you consider the lab your second home
  • Graduation is just Adamson politely saying “Please donate as alumni”
  • The College of Science is where optimism meets reality… and loses
  • Campus is so compact you can attend three classes without moving your car

 

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Originally posted 2023-07-08 15:43:49.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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