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15 Brutally Honest Truths About Access Computer College

  • The only college where “Access” refers to how quickly you can access the exit when assignments pile up
  • ACC WiFi runs on the same reliability as a student’s attendance – spotty at best
  • You haven’t truly experienced ACC until you’ve debugged code on a computer older than your professor
  • IT students communicate in a mix of programming jargon and sleep-deprived mumbles
  • The computer labs are 30% functioning equipment and 70% students questioning their life choices
  • Every ACC student has mastered the art of looking productive while waiting for pages to load
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the blue light from screens damaging your eyesight
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which computers might actually complete your compile
  • Group projects are just tests of how many people can avoid actual work
  • Professors can detect copy-pasted code just by your nervous sweating
  • The only thing more creative than IT students are their “my hard drive crashed” excuses
  • You know you’re true ACC material when you consider the keyboard your second pillow
  • Graduation is just ACC saying “Now go fix real systems (we tried our best)”
  • The Business program is where they teach you to Excel at pretending to work
  • Campus is so tech-focused even the vending machines accept USB drives as payment

 

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By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.