Mapúa University

Mapúa University – Mapúa University: Philippines’ Premier Engineering & Tech School

15 Hilariously True Things About Mapúa University

  • The only school where “quarterm” means both academic system and reason for mental breakdown
  • Mapúa WiFi is powered by students’ tears during coding marathons
  • You haven’t lived until you’ve pulled 3 all-nighters in one quarterm
  • Engineering students communicate in MATLAB and sleep-deprived grunts
  • The library is 20% books and 80% students questioning their life choices
  • Group projects are just peer-reviewed suffering sessions
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for dodging construction sites on campus
  • Mapúa’s color is red because that’s what your eyes look like during finals
  • The real mascot isn’t the Cardinal – it’s the 24/7 Starbucks cup
  • Professors can smell fear and ChatGPT-generated code from a mile away
  • You know you’re a true Mapúan when you consider the lab your second home
  • Graduation is just the school saying “Please fix our infrastructure alumni”
  • The only thing faster than Mapúa’s quarterm system is students dropping courses
  • Architecture students can draw blueprints in their sleep (and often do)
  • Campus is so tech-focused even the vending machines judge your coding skills

 

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Originally posted 2022-11-24 03:56:59.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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