15 Humorous Observations About UPIS

• Students debate national issues during lunch like it’s Congress
• The campus is so green students occasionally spot wildlife in class
• Teachers expect college-level analysis of “Mary Had a Little Lamb”
• Group projects turn into political campaigns by week two
• Science fairs look more like DOST exhibitions than school events
• Everyone claims they “didn’t study” while carrying 15 library books
• The library has more thesis papers than some universities
• PE class is the only time students admit they’re not perfect
• School events feature more protest signs than decorations
• Students can recite the UP motto but forget their own birthdays
• Graduation means instant celebrity status in the UP system
• Teachers spot logical fallacies faster than spelling mistakes
• The alumni network includes half the government officials
• Students develop a sixth sense for free campus events
• The school song is sung with more passion than the national anthem