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15 Brutally Honest Truths About STI College

  • The only college where “ICT” stands for “I Can’t Take” more all-nighters
  • STI WiFi runs on the same reliability as a pirated Windows OS – works sometimes
  • You haven’t truly experienced STI until you’ve debugged code while eating siomai rice
  • Computer students communicate in binary and sleep-deprived grunts
  • The labs are 50% computers and 50% students questioning their life choices
  • Every STI student has mastered the art of looking busy while browsing Facebook
  • The real school color isn’t red – it’s your bloodshot eyes during finals week
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which computer labs have working aircon
  • Group projects are just tests to see who actually knows how to code
  • Professors can detect copy-pasted code from three terminals away
  • The only thing more buggy than your programs are your excuses
  • You know you’re true STI material when you consider the computer lab your second home
  • Graduation is just STI saying “Now go fix Y2K38 (and please donate)”
  • The Business program is where they teach you to monetize your sleep deprivation
  • Campus is so tech-focused even the vending machines accept USB payments

 

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Originally posted 2019-11-02 21:33:59.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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