15 Humorous Observations About DLSU Senior High School

• Students measure distances in “how many Starbucks are between classes.”
• The library turns into a 24/7 dormitory during finals week.
• “Green” campus means students literally wear green every day.
• Group projects create friendships…and mortal enemies.
• Teachers expect college-level work but still take attendance like grade school.
• The cafeteria serves more life advice than actual food.
• Students have perfected the art of sleeping with eyes open during lectures.
• Everyone has a strong opinion about which building has the best AC.
• School events have more hashtags than actual attendees.
• Forgot your ID? Prepare for an interrogation worthy of the FBI.
• Students can recite the school hymn…but only the first two lines.
• The Wi-Fi password changes more often than the curriculum.
• Everyone claims they “never cram” while pulling all-nighters.
• Graduation photoshoots are more elaborate than royal weddings.
• Alumni still argue about school traditions years after graduating.