St. Paul University Manila SPUM

St. Paul University Manila SPUM – St. Paul University Manila SPUM: Catholic Women’s Education Since 1912

15 Hilariously Accurate Observations About St. Paul Manila

  • The only university where “Paulinian” means both empowered woman and sleep-deprived zombie by midterms
  • SPUM WiFi runs on nuns’ prayers – which explains why it works in mysterious ways
  • You haven’t truly experienced St. Paul until you’ve gotten lost in the heritage buildings
  • Nursing students practice taking blood pressure on each other’s stress levels
  • The library is 30% feminist literature and 70% students questioning their life choices
  • Every Paulinian has mastered the art of looking put-together while running on 2 hours of sleep
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the dark circles under your eyes during finals
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Pedro Gil jeepneys are least crowded
  • Group projects are just tests of how long friendships can survive
  • Sisters can detect copied homework from across the campus (it’s a divine gift)
  • The only thing more organized than a Paulinian’s planner is her Instagram feed
  • You know you’re true SPUM material when you consider the chapel your second home
  • Graduation is just St. Paul saying “Go forth and change the world (but don’t forget to donate)”
  • The Nursing program is where they teach you to heal others while neglecting your own health
  • Campus is so historic even the staircases have stories about alumnae from the 1920s

 

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Originally posted 2010-04-17 03:44:22.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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