Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila PLM – Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila PLM: Manila’s Premier City-Funded University
15 Brutally Honest Facts About PLM
- The only university where “city-funded” means both affordable tuition and constant budget jokes
- PLM’s WiFi runs on the hopes and dreams of broke college students
- You haven’t truly experienced PLM until you’ve gotten lost in the maze-like Gonzalo Hall
- The College of Nursing is where students practice diagnosing each other’s sleep deprivation
- Every PLM student has perfected the art of sleeping with their eyes open during lectures
- Library chairs were scientifically designed to prevent both comfort and prolonged studying
- The real school mascot isn’t official – it’s the determined cockroaches in the cafeteria
- You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Intramuros shortcuts actually save time
- Group projects are just popularity contests to see who gets stuck doing all the work
- Professors can smell fear and last-minute cramming from across the quadrangle
- The only thing more intense than PLM’s entrance exam is the parking situation
- You know you’re a true PLM scholar when you consider the overpass your second dorm
- Graduation is just PLM politely saying “Please remember us when you’re rich”
- The College of Law is where optimism goes to die and lawyers are born
- PLM’s campus is so historic, even the WiFi runs on Spanish-era technology

Originally posted 2010-04-13 17:19:20.
