Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila PLM

Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila PLM – Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila PLM: Manila’s Premier City-Funded University

15 Brutally Honest Facts About PLM

  • The only university where “city-funded” means both affordable tuition and constant budget jokes
  • PLM’s WiFi runs on the hopes and dreams of broke college students
  • You haven’t truly experienced PLM until you’ve gotten lost in the maze-like Gonzalo Hall
  • The College of Nursing is where students practice diagnosing each other’s sleep deprivation
  • Every PLM student has perfected the art of sleeping with their eyes open during lectures
  • Library chairs were scientifically designed to prevent both comfort and prolonged studying
  • The real school mascot isn’t official – it’s the determined cockroaches in the cafeteria
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Intramuros shortcuts actually save time
  • Group projects are just popularity contests to see who gets stuck doing all the work
  • Professors can smell fear and last-minute cramming from across the quadrangle
  • The only thing more intense than PLM’s entrance exam is the parking situation
  • You know you’re a true PLM scholar when you consider the overpass your second dorm
  • Graduation is just PLM politely saying “Please remember us when you’re rich”
  • The College of Law is where optimism goes to die and lawyers are born
  • PLM’s campus is so historic, even the WiFi runs on Spanish-era technology

 

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Originally posted 2010-04-13 17:19:20.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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