Enderun Colleges – Enderun Colleges: Excellence in Hospitality and Business Management

15 Brutally Honest Truths About Enderun

• The only college where “excellence” means both Michelin-star dreams and Ramen-noodle realities
• Enderun’s WiFi is as inconsistent as a first-year culinary student’s soufflés
• You haven’t truly experienced Enderun until you’ve burned something in the kitchen labs
• Hospitality students can fold napkins blindfolded but can’t fold their laundry
• The library is 30% business case studies and 70% students hiding from kitchen duty
• Every Enderun student has mastered the art of looking posh while eating instant noodles
• The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the chef’s jacket you spilled béchamel on
• You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which elevators the executives use
• Group projects are just tests to see who can delegate work the most effectively
• Chef instructors can detect store-bought pastries from across the dining hall
• The only thing more perfectly plated than your dishes are your Instagram posts
• You know you’re true Enderun material when you consider the kitchen your second home
• Graduation is just Enderun saying “Now go manage hotels (and don’t burn them down)”
• The Business program is where they teach you to monetize your sleep deprivation
• Campus is so fancy even the vending machines serve artisanal water (at artisanal prices)

Originally posted 2005-06-02 12:16:51.