Datamex College of Saint Adeline DCSA – Datamex College of Saint Adeline DCSA: Quality and Affordable Education Since 1999

15 Brutally Honest Truths About DCSA

• The only college where “Datamex” sounds like a software but actually refers to your data-packed stress levels
• DCSA WiFi runs on the same reliability as a student’s sleep schedule – unpredictable
• You haven’t truly experienced DCSA until you’ve waited in enrollment lines longer than your attention span
• IT students communicate in a mix of binary and yawns by midterms week
• The computer labs are 40% functional equipment and 60% students questioning their career path
• Every DCSA student has mastered the art of looking awake while sleeping with eyes open
• The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the dark circles under your eyes during finals
• You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which classrooms have working aircon
• Group projects are just popularity contests to see who gets stuck doing all the work
• Professors can detect Google-translated assignments from across the room
• The only thing more creative than business students are their attendance excuses
• You know you’re true DCSA material when you consider the cafeteria your second home
• Graduation is just DCSA saying “Now go make us proud (and please donate later)”
• The Hospitality program is where they teach you to smile through any disaster
• Campus is so budget-friendly even the vending machines give student discounts

Originally posted 2005-09-30 21:41:35.