Philippine School of Business Administration PSBA

Philippine School of Business Administration PSBA – Philippine School of Business Administration PSBA: Practical Business Education Since 1963

15 Brutally Honest Truths About PSBA

  • The only school where “business administration” means administering caffeine IV drips during exams
  • PSBA WiFi runs on the same reliability as the Philippine stock market – unpredictable
  • You haven’t truly experienced PSBA until you’ve presented a business plan written at 3AM
  • Accountancy students speak in GAAP standards and sleep-deprived mumbles
  • The library is 40% financial reports and 60% students questioning their career choices
  • Every PSBA student has mastered the art of looking professional while running on 2 hours of sleep
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the color of your coffee-stained financial statements
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Cubao eateries give student discounts
  • Group projects are just tests to see who can delegate work most effectively
  • Professors can detect ChatGPT-generated business plans from across the room
  • The only thing more volatile than your grades is the stock market you’re studying
  • You know you’re true PSBA material when you consider the photocopy center your second home
  • Graduation is just PSBA saying “Now go run companies (and please hire our next batch)”
  • The MBA program is where midlife crises meet financial statements
  • Campus is so business-focused even the vending machines require a feasibility study

 

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Originally posted 2006-01-22 09:05:33.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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