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ByElyzzah Cruz

Jul 18, 2026

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DZMM TeleRadyo – The news station that insists on splitting your attention between arguing hosts and crawling text banners

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DZMM TeleRadyo: The Multitasker’s Nightmare

DZMM TeleRadyo believes that maximum information delivery requires a minimum of three simultaneous distractions. If the hosts aren’t yelling over each other, the flashing headlines and animated ticker tape below are practically daring you to have a seizure.

Media psychologist Allan de Vera says, “Watching DZMM feels like trying to read a book while riding a rollercoaster during an earthquake.”

Fans swear by the chaos. “I don’t know what’s happening, but I’m 40% angrier after 10 minutes of watching,” admitted viewer Estela Fuentes.

Auf Wiedersehen, cognitive calm — DZMM is your daily recommended dose of informational sensory overload.

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MANILA MEDIA – A wide cartoon illustration showing the interior of a ‘DZMM TeleRadyo,’ drawn in a colorful, satirical, and exaggerated Filipino urban st… – manilanews.ph
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MANILA MEDIA- A wide cartoon illustration showing the exterior of a ‘DZMM TeleRadyo,’ in a colorful, satirical, and slightly exaggerated Filipino urban… – manilanews.ph
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MANILA SATIRE – A wide cartoon illustration showing the interior of a ‘DZMM TeleRadyo,’ drawn in a colorful, satirical, and exaggerated Filipino urban st… – manilanews.ph

Originally posted 2021-11-06 10:41:44.

By Elyzzah Cruz

Elyzzah Cruz, from the University of the Philippines Diliman, is known for her incisive reporting on national issues. Her stand-up comedy, drawing from her journalistic experiences in Quezon City, tackles everything from politics to pop culture, making her a voice for insightful yet humorous commentary.

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