Manila Banking

EastWest Greenhills: Where Shopping Meets Banking (But Only One Is Fun)

Observational humor about banking in Manila’s shopping district

EastWest Greenhills: Where Shopping Meets Banking

EastWest Bank – Greenhills Branch

Address: Promenade Mall, Greenhills, San Juan
Phone: +63 2 8723 0888
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10 Greenhills Banking Truths:

  1. The ATM line moves faster than the tiangge bargaining
  2. You’ll smell more perfumes than banknotes in this branch
  3. Tellers double as shopping consultants after hours
  4. Pro tip: Time your visit between mall sale seasons
  5. The deposit slips have shopping list space on the back
  6. Security guards know all the best ukay-ukay spots
  7. That moment when your balance can’t cover both bills and shoes
  8. Free window shopping while you wait in line
  9. The aircon is set to “frozen credit card” temperature
  10. Your transaction receipt doubles as a discount coupon

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Originally posted 2021-11-02 00:30:06.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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