Bonifacio High Street: Where Your Bank Account Goes to Die Beautifully

The only place where people pay ?250 for avocado toast while complaining about inflation. Here’s your 15-point reality check:

• The “High” in High Street: Refers to both the altitude and the prices.
• Dog Walker Central: More pedigrees here than in a Kennel Club show.
• Outdoor Escalators: For when you’re too rich to walk up slight inclines.
• Instagram Alley: Where every wall is a background and every meal is a photoshoot.
• Yuppie Safari: Spot the species in natural habitat (Samsung-toting, AirPods-wearing).
• Weekend Stroller Traffic: More congested than EDSA during rush hour.
• ?500 Artisanal Burgers: Because a regular cheeseburger is for peasants.
• The Great Dog Poop Minefield: Watch your step (and your Gucci loafers).
• Christmas Decorations: Start appearing in September because capitalism.
• Fitness People: Who walk 20,000 steps then eat a 3,000-calorie brunch.
• BGC Buskers: Playing Ed Sheeran covers to uninterested finance bros.
• Corporate Events: Where free food attracts more people than the actual program.
• Secret Starbucks: The one in Fully Booked where writers pretend to work.
• Park Bench Philosophers: Usually just people waiting for their Grab.
• Reality Check: That security guard makes more in overtime than your starting salary.

Final Thought: It’s not a lifestyle – it’s a carefully curated illusion.