Commonwealth Avenue (Quezon City) – QC’s “Death Race 201
Commonwealth: Where Your Commute Becomes an Extreme Sport
- Jeepney Grand Prix: Where lane markings are mere suggestions
- Overpass Obstacle Course: Daily cardio with your groceries
- Traffic Light Fiction: Green means “floor it before it changes”
- UV Express Derby: Vans competing for Darwin Awards
- Sidewalk Bazaar: Selling everything except pedestrian safety
- Rainy Season: Turns the avenue into a water obstacle course
- MMDA Theater: Traffic enforcers as performance artists
- Flyover Philosophy: “Maybe today it won’t be jammed” (it will)
- Bus Lane Fantasy: Painted lines everyone ignores
- Street Food Roulette: Will it be delicious or dysentery?
- Motorcycle Madness: Lane splitting at death-defying angles
- Construction Zone: Permanent installation since 2010
- University Rush: When students add to the chaos
- Weekend Mirage: When traffic almost moves normally
- Final Destination: You’ll get there… with 90% of your sanity intact
Originally posted 2005-09-11 09:31:25.