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15 Brutally Funny Truths About UE Manila

• The only place where “Warrior” means both school mascot and your survival skills during enrollment.
• UE’s WiFi is so slow, it makes dial-up look like fiber optics.
• You haven’t truly experienced UE until you’ve navigated the Recto rush hour gauntlet.
• The College of Fine Arts building is where creativity and sleep deprivation collide.
• Every UE student has mastered the art of looking busy while waiting for classmates to do the work.
• Library study sessions are 30% studying, 70% judging people’s study snacks.
• The real school color isn’t red – it’s the color of your eyes after all-nighters.
• You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which elevators will actually arrive.
• Group projects are just friendship tests in disguise.
• Professors can smell fear and ChatGPT-generated papers from a mile away.
• The only thing more intense than UE’s basketball games are the cafeteria food lines.
• You know you’re a true Warrior when you consider the overpass your second home.
• Commencement is just UE politely saying “Please stop asking for recommendation letters.”
• The College of Dentistry is where students practice smiling through the pain.
• UE’s campus is so compact, you can attend three classes without moving your car.

Originally posted 2013-07-16 21:41:27.