Reedley International School – Preparing Global Citizens Through American Education

15 Humorous Observations About Reedley International School

  • Students debate US politics like they’re CNN analysts
  • The cafeteria serves portions bigger than Texas steakhouses
  • Teachers grade papers with more red ink than the Declaration of Independence
  • Group projects require more teamwork than a NASA mission
  • Everyone develops a love-hate relationship with AP exams
  • Science labs look like they belong at MIT
  • PE class is basically training for future Olympic athletes
  • The library has more SAT prep books than the actual Library of Congress
  • School events have more school spirit than a Friday night football game
  • Students consider all-nighters a normal part of their sleep cycle
  • Teachers remember your sibling’s college applications from years ago
  • The alumni network spans more US colleges than a Common App list
  • Graduation means finally getting to wear something other than navy blue
  • Students develop telepathic abilities during silent study halls
  • The school song has more remixes than a Billboard hit

 

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Originally posted 2013-09-25 20:48:51.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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