15 Humorous Observations About San Beda Senior High School

• Wearing anything not red gets you side-eyed like you’re a spy from another school
• The library is quieter than a monastery during meditation hour
• Students develop a sixth sense for when the cafeteria serves their famous spaghetti
• Debate team members argue with teachers just for practice
• Everyone knows someone who knows someone related to a Supreme Court justice
• PE classes feel like NCAA tryouts with how competitive they get
• Students can recite school prayers faster than their own phone numbers
• The hallways smell like old books and ambition (mostly old books)
• Getting a parking spot requires the strategy of a chess grandmaster
• Teachers spot copied homework from across the room like human plagiarism detectors
• School events have more traditions than the British royal family
• Students claim they don’t stress about grades while highlighting entire textbooks
• The alumni network is so strong it’s basically its own secret society
• Everyone has a theory about why certain buildings are haunted
• Graduates still get chills hearing the school hymn years later