Colegio de San Juan de Letran

Colegio de San Juan de Letran – Colegio de San Juan de Letran: Dominicans’ Pride Since 1620

15 Brutally Funny Truths About Letran

  • The only school where “Dominican” means both religious order and your patience level by finals week
  • Letran’s WiFi is powered by the ghosts of Spanish friars (hence the 1620 speed)
  • You haven’t lived until you’ve tried finding your classroom in the ancient corridors
  • NCAA season turns even the most peaceful students into screaming fanatics
  • The library is 50% books, 50% students taking Instagram pics with old manuscripts
  • Every Knight has mastered the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the dark circles under your eyes
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for dodging tourist groups in Intramuros
  • Group projects are just friendship tests in disguise
  • Professors can smell Wikipedia-copied assignments from across the quadrangle
  • The only thing more historic than Letran’s walls are the memes in your block’s GC
  • You know you’re a true Knight when you consider the canteen your second home
  • Graduation is just Letran politely saying “Don’t forget your alumni donations”
  • Theology classes exist to make you question all your life choices
  • Campus is so old, even the water fountains tell stories about Rizal’s time

 

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Originally posted 2008-06-02 00:48:50.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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