Informatics College Manila – Informatics College Manila: Premier IT Education Since 1987

15 Brutally Honest Truths About Informatics

• The only college where “informatics” means you’ll be informed about how often systems crash
• Informatics WiFi runs on the same stability as a freshman’s GPA – fluctuating wildly
• You haven’t truly experienced Informatics until you’ve debugged code at 3 AM in a sweaty computer lab
• Game Dev students communicate in Unity shortcuts and caffeine-induced tremors
• The computer rooms are 30% working stations and 70% students regretting their life choices
• Every Informatics student has mastered the art of looking busy while waiting for renders to complete
• The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) you’ll become intimate with
• You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which computers might survive your coding session
• Group projects are just exercises in managing different levels of competence and commitment
• Professors can detect Stack Overflow plagiarism during live coding demos
• The only thing more creative than IT students are their “my code got corrupted” excuses
• You know you’re true Informatics material when you consider the IDE your second home
• Graduation is just Informatics saying “Now go fix real systems (we did what we could)”
• The BPO program is where they teach you to smile through system outages
• Campus is so tech-focused even the drinking fountains have error messages

Originally posted 2008-07-09 04:25:32.