Philippine Merchant Marine Academy PMMA

Philippine Merchant Marine Academy PMMA – Philippine Merchant Marine Academy PMMA: Premier Maritime Education Since 1963

15 Brutally Honest Truths About PMMA

  • The only academy where “merchant marine” means both sailing dreams and military discipline
  • PMMA WiFi is as reliable as a rookie cadet’s first knot – don’t depend on it
  • You haven’t truly experienced PMMA until you’ve polished brass at 3AM
  • Cadets communicate in nautical terms and sleep-deprived mumbles
  • The quarterdeck is 50% inspection-ready and 50% cadets questioning their life choices
  • Every PMMA student has mastered sleeping while standing watch
  • The real school color isn’t white – it’s the shade of your sunburn after deck drills
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which officers are doing rounds
  • Fire drills are just tests to see who can shout “Fire in the hole!” the loudest
  • Chief Mates can detect half-polished shoes from three decks away
  • The only thing more precise than your navigation are your excuses
  • You know you’re true PMMA material when you consider the ship your home
  • Graduation is just PMMA saying “Now go sail the seven seas (and send money home)”
  • The engineering program is where they teach you to fix engines but not your sleep schedule
  • Campus is so nautical even the seagulls salute officers

 

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Originally posted 2008-11-26 20:30:14.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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