15 Humorous Observations About Don Bosco Technical College

• Students can disassemble and reassemble computers blindfolded
• The workshop has more tools than a Home Depot
• Teachers expect blueprints instead of regular homework
• Group projects turn into full-scale construction sites
• Everyone develops a sixth sense for when the priest is coming
• Science experiments often end with “that’s not supposed to smoke”
• PE class is basically training for future construction work
• The library has more technical manuals than storybooks
• School events feature more power tools than decorations
• Students consider welding part of “basic life skills”
• Teachers remember your father’s welding projects from 20 years ago
• The alumni network could probably build a skyscraper
• Graduation means finally getting to use the tools without supervision
• Students develop permanent grease stains on their uniforms
• The school song has a heavy metal version