Manila Banking

AUB Sales: Where United Means Everyone Suffering Together

Lighthearted takes on banking in this supposedly efficient branch

AUB Asia United Bank – Sales St Branch

Address: 618 Sales St, Manila
Phone: +63 27332126
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10 Sales St Banking Truths:

1. The “United” refers to customers united in shared misery
2. Pro tip: Bring War and Peace – you might finish it
3. Tellers process transactions like they’re solving cold fusion
4. The “Fast Track” moves at sloth-in-tar speed
5. That moment when you consider switching banks…while waiting in line
6. Free people-watching of fellow financial prisoners
7. Security guards have perfected the “I don’t get paid enough for this” face
8. The deposit slips double as suicide notes
9. Your withdrawal processes when hell freezes over
10. The AC is set to “meat locker” to preserve customers’ corpses

Originally posted 2022-11-07 08:56:55.