15 Humorous Observations About O.B. Montessori Greenhills

• Students can identify 15 types of leaves before learning to read
• The classroom materials are more organized than a Swiss watch
• Teachers spot a misplaced bead from across the room
• Group projects require more diplomacy than the UN
• Everyone develops a sixth sense for when the snack cart is coming
• Science experiments involve more natural elements than a rainforest
• PE class is basically training for future TED Talk speakers
• The library has more tactile books than regular ones
• School events look like miniature science fairs
• Students consider building furniture “basic practical life skills”
• Teachers remember your parents’ Montessori projects from the 80s
• The alumni network includes CEOs who still do their own laundry
• Graduation means finally using regular desks instead of floor mats
• Students develop telepathic abilities during silent work periods
• The school song has a version played entirely on Montessori bells