Manila Business College MBC – Manila Business College MBC: Practical Business Education Since 2000
15 Brutally Honest Truths About MBC
- The only college where “business” means you’ll be busy stressing about your business grades
- MBC WiFi runs on the same reliability as the stock market – unpredictable
- You haven’t truly experienced MBC until you’ve calculated profit margins in your sleep
- Accounting students can spot a missing peso from 10 meters away
- The library is 40% business case studies and 60% students questioning their major
- Every MBC student has mastered the art of looking professional while running on caffeine
- The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the color of your bank account after tuition
- You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Recto jeepneys are least crowded
- Group projects are just tests of how many people can avoid doing work
- Professors can detect Wikipedia-copied business plans during presentations
- The only thing more creative than marketing students are their excuse letters
- You know you’re true MBC material when you consider the cafeteria your second office
- Graduation is just MBC saying “Now go start a real business (and hire our graduates)”
- The Entrepreneurship program is where they teach you to fail upwards
- Campus is so business-focused even the vending machines give ROI reports
Originally posted 2007-08-26 01:26:35.