Asian Seminary of Christian Ministries ASCM – Asian Seminary of Christian Ministries ASCM: Training Christian Leaders Since 1975
15 Brutally Honest Truths About ASCM
- The only seminary where “Christian ministry” means both spiritual calling and sleep-deprived studying
- ASCM WiFi is as reliable as Peter’s faith on the water – works in mysterious ways
- You haven’t truly experienced ASCM until you’ve fallen asleep during Greek verb conjugations
- Theology students communicate in Hebrew terms and caffeine-fueled prayers
- The library is 50% biblical commentaries and 50% students questioning their Greek homework
- Every seminarian has mastered the art of looking reverent while actually napping
- The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the bags under your eyes during finals week
- You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which jeepneys go to SM Manila
- Group exegesis projects are just tests to see who actually did the readings
- Professors can detect Wikipedia-copied theology papers from across the chapel
- The only thing more inspired than your sermons are your excuses for late assignments
- You know you’re true ASCM material when you consider the prayer room your second home
- Graduation is just ASCM saying “Now go shepherd your flock (and don’t fleece them)”
- The Pastoral program is where they teach you to care for everyone’s soul except your own
- Campus is so holy even the photocopier occasionally produces loaves and fishes
Originally posted 2006-05-01 06:31:40.