15 Humorous Observations About British School Manila

• Students drink more tea than the Queen’s guards
• The uniform policy is stricter than Buckingham Palace’s
• Teachers mark papers with the precision of MI6 agents
• Group projects require more organization than Brexit negotiations
• Everyone develops a love-hate relationship with the British weather (despite being in Manila)
• Science labs have equipment that would make Cambridge jealous
• PE class is basically training for future Wimbledon champions
• The library has more British literature than the London Library
• School events have more British flags than the Queen’s birthday
• Students consider “queueing properly” a competitive sport
• Teachers remember your sibling’s GCSE results from 5 years ago
• The alumni network spans more countries than the British Empire
• Graduation means finally being allowed to wear non-uniform socks
• Students develop superhuman tolerance for hearing “proper posture” daily
• The school song has more verses than God Save the Queen