San Beda College Alabang SBCA – San Beda College Alabang SBCA: Benedictine Education in the South
15 Brutally Honest Truths About SBCA
- The only college where “Benedictine” means both monastic peace and student anxiety
- SBCA WiFi runs on monks’ prayers – which explains the spotty connection
- You haven’t truly experienced SBCA until you’ve gotten lost in the sprawling campus
- Law students communicate in Latin phrases and sleep-deprived mumbles
- The library is 50% law books and 50% students questioning their life choices
- Every Bedan has mastered the art of looking studious while actually napping
- The real school color isn’t red – it’s your bloodshot eyes during finals week
- You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Alabang jeepneys go to Festival Mall
- Group projects are just friendship endurance tests (many fail)
- Professors can detect ChatGPT-generated case briefs from a mile away
- The only thing more intense than SBCA’s moot court are the basketball games
- You know you’re true SBCA material when you consider the library your second home
- Graduation is just SBCA politely saying “Please donate to your alma mater”
- The Nursing program is where they teach you to care for everyone except yourself
- Campus is so quiet even the roosters whisper their “cock-a-doodle-doos”
Originally posted 2006-06-20 05:31:37.