Residents near the PICC have been asked to remain calm, remain indoors and, where possible, remain in another city until the leaders fly home. PASAY, Philippines

A satire on traffic lights at secondary QC intersections that are often broken or ignored, treating the intersection as a complex game theory problem where

The subsidized rice program has now fed more Filipinos than have ever stood in its lines, thanks to a breakthrough in arithmetic. MANILA, Philippines (ManilaNews.PH) –

Satire on users ignoring critical software updates, arguing the user is surrounded by a Vulnerability Attraction Aura that makes their out-of-date device 127% more susceptible

Malls have been playing carols since the first day of the ber months, and the only thing rising faster than the parols is the consumer

Motorists confirmed the remaining lanes stayed open all weekend, in the sense that they were physically there. MAKATI, Philippines (ManilaNews.PH) – Motorists on southbound EDSA emerged

Email Etiquette Exasperation: Unveiling the Intricacies of Workplace Communication A Study Reveals the Subtle Dynamics of Professional Email Exchange in Metro Manila In Metro Manila, where skyscrapers

A satirical behavioral science study on the specific, intimidating, yet ultimately passive pose adopted by mall security guards at the entrance of major QC retail

Congress promises the public can watch the national budget being finalized at every stage, including the stage between the urinal and the sink. QUEZON CITY, Philippines

Officials hailed the polls that never happened as the most orderly in history, with zero cheating, zero violence and zero voters. PASIG, Philippines (ManilaNews.PH) – Barangay

With names, faces, initials and even color schemes banned from taxpayer-funded tarpaulins, local officials spent the long weekend communicating through water dispensers and eyebrows. MANILA, Philippines

Manila's Latest Innovation: The Excuse Generator 3000 A Manila Factory Introduces a Revolutionary Robot Designed to Simplify Daily Life Manila, Philippines -- In the heart of Manila,

A satire on the ubiquity and cultural importance of the *buko* (young coconut) stand, suggesting the coconut water isn't just hydration but a form of

Manila's Skyline Transformation: The Crane Becomes City's New Emblem Reflecting Growth and Urban Expansion, Manila Embraces the Construction Crane as Its Official Symbol In a bold move

A satire on the use of eyebrow movements, head tilts, and hand gestures by tricycle drivers to communicate price, direction, and willingness to take a

Manila's Innovative Solution to Housing and Traffic Woes: Mobile Living in the Fast (Stuck) Lane In the Heart of the Philippines, a Unique Blend of Traffic

Mastering the intricate hand signals that determine your fate on Quezon City's streets. The Finger-Point of DestinyTo the uninitiated, getting on and off a jeepney in

A satirical data science model attempting to reverse-engineer the complex, emotional, and highly localized factors that determine a QC traffic enforcer's likelihood of issuing a

How annual street floods are actually a poorly executed public waterpark initiative. The Annual Aquatic FestivalForget dry seasons and well-maintained drainage systems—in Quezon City, the annual

Holy Week: Manila's Traffic Transforms into a Spiritual Journey During Holy Week From EDSA to Quezon City, Manila's notorious traffic becomes an unlikely setting for reflection

A satirical look at the collective cultural anxiety, the delayed dreams, and the curious contents of the perpetually unopened box from abroad. The Silent MonumentIn many

Manila's Easter Bunny Makes a Fortune: Chocolate Eggs Now Accepted as Legal Tender In an unprecedented move that has economists scratching their heads and dentists rubbing

A satire on localized brownouts/power interruptions, arguing that the utility company's scheduling is not based on maintenance, but on a psychological study ensuring that power

Officials say the campaign tested better than ‘It’s More Fun in the Philippines’ and costs 40 pesos to print Tourism Department Unveils Cebu Slogan: The Sea

City hall considers an official document for foreign retirees, to be issued after a short interview and a long wait Cebu Council Proposes Certificate of Not

A satire on the complex social ritual of buying a small item and receiving change back in an assortment of non-monetary forms (e.g., candies, stamps),

Metro Manila residents say the neighbor is already the karaoke and no buyer has ever needed further information Makati Condo Owners Relieved Nobody Asks About Their

The Lapu-Lapu City grill association says it has settled more arguments than the Supreme Court and at lower cost Cebu Squid Vendors Demand Recognition as Official

When Manila's Monsoons Play Cupid with a Twist of Humor and H2O Love Under the Clouds In the heart of Metro Manila, the monsoon season doesn't just

A satirical social study on the ubiquitous plastic chairs occupied by loiterers (*tambay*), treating their arrangement and ownership as a highly significant, sacred map of

The Essential Survival Guide: Navigating Manila's University Life as a Rural Student Welcome to the ultimate survival guide for the rural student thrust into the whirlwind

A satire on shared living disasters and the unequal distribution of chores, arguing that the messy roommate emits a Chore Evasion Field that accelerates the

Virtual Meetings Gone Wild: Manila's Cyberspace Gridlock is No Joke Okay, buckle up Manila, because this is not a drill. Forget EDSA traffic, it's got nothing

A satire on constant, seemingly pointless road repairs, suggesting a mandatory Re-paving Recursion law ensures that the same 127-meter stretch of road must be dug

Witnesses include a squid vendor, a goat and a retired accountant who prepared a binder Senate Panel Opens Hearing on Whether the Beach Is Responsible Witnesses include

The Mactan tower guard who suspects only delivery riders and one goat is named the building’s chief diplomat Mang Pedring Promoted to Director of Foreign Relations The