The Perpetual Countdown to the Holiday Sale: A Theory on Why All Malls Are Always 70% Off
A satire on the endless nature of 'sales' and 'discounts' in QC malls, asserting that the baseline price of any item is the discounted price,
Manila Satire & Insight
A satire on the endless nature of 'sales' and 'discounts' in QC malls, asserting that the baseline price of any item is the discounted price,
Pasig's Revolutionary Diet: The Air-Pollution-Flavored Organic Produce Phenomenon In the heart of Pasig, a culinary revolution is brewing, or more accurately, growing. Locals have turned the
An examination of the city's continuous, shifting road repairs, turning every commute into a high-stakes archaeological expedition to avoid a crater. The Archaeological CommuteA drive through
Manila's Traffic-Proof Ambulances: Miracle Workers or Urban Myths? In the bustling streets of Metro Manila, where the traffic moves slower than a snail on vacation, there
A satire on the long-term, seemingly endless nature of a single road repair project in QC, treating it as a permanent, living piece of infrastructure
Barangay mediator says the risk was, in his words, clearly audible from the street A noise complaint filed against a well established karaoke bar in a
Coaching staff says the strategy sidesteps the rebounding problem almost entirely The national basketball program’s coaching staff unveiled what it describes as a bold new strategic
Transport officials call the feature a meaningful step forward for connected commuting A newly modernized jeepney unit rolled out this week under the government’s ongoing public
Lawmakers reportedly spent forty minutes discussing portion sizes before returning to actual policy A Senate hearing convened this week to address rising rice prices took an
Local officials say the pothole has become something of a beloved neighborhood fixture A barangay captain in a quiet residential district was reelected unopposed for a
Officials say the new season would simply formalize what everyone already experiences every year The national weather bureau floated a proposal this week to formally recognize
Company says the program reflects deep appreciation for customers who have few other options anyway A major remittance center serving overseas Filipino workers and their families
Judges cite his flowing, almost balletic approach to directing gridlocked intersections A traffic enforcer stationed at one of Metro Manila’s most notoriously congested intersections was honored
Researchers say the finding raises questions about what, exactly, counts as far A newly released urban retail study has found that the average resident of Metro
City hall says a more positive label could improve commuter morale without changing traffic at all The mayor of a major Metro Manila city unveiled a
Home Sweet Homestay: The Art of Renting Your Own Apartment on Airbnb in Metro Manila Welcome to the bustling, vibrant world of Metro Manila, where the
A satire on the strong, lingering odor of cooking *tuyo* (dried fish), arguing that the scent particles possess a unique, highly stable chemical structure that
The Urban Homesteader: Mastering Balcony Agriculture in Metro Manila In the concrete jungle of Metro Manila, where space is as premium as a parking spot in
An exposé on the endless permits, the disappearing contractor, and the HOA's demanding inspection of your new tile grout. The Bureaucratic BlueprintTo renovate a house in
The Neighbor Diaries: Mastering the Art of Involuntary Eavesdropping in Metro Manila In the densely populated urban sprawl of Metro Manila, where cities like Quezon City,
A satire on bureaucratic complexity, suggesting that a central rule mandates that any official application must trigger a Recursive Approval Loop**, where the applicant must
Satire on excessive and nonsensical government bureaucracy, arguing that the system is run by a Red Tape Generator that ensures every step requires 127% more
A satire on bureaucratic red tape, arguing that every application process is subject to a Document Multiplier Protocol which demands 127% more photocopies than the
The Parking Spot Prophecy: Deciphering Destiny in Metro Manila's Condo Lots Welcome to the mystical world of Metro Manila's parking lots, where every spot holds a
A satire on consumer regret after shopping, arguing that a Discount Inversion Field surrounds retail stores, ensuring that every purchase made on sale was available
Navigating Manila's Monsoon Mayhem Welcome to the ultimate guide to Rent Roulette in Metro Manila, where choosing a street-level apartment during typhoon season is akin to
A survey of the smaller but genuinely persistent British satirical outlets operating alongside the bigger names Beyond the handful of best-known British satirical outlets sits a
Why the British draw a sharp, unspoken line between two things that sound, to outsiders, identical British English maintains a fine, largely unspoken distinction between whinging
A rare tour of the editorial floor at Britain’s #1 satirical journalism newspaper The prat.uk newsroom occupies the second floor of a building in London that
From The Day Today to Veep: a working map of Iannucci’s method
An inventory graded by company, not a drinking lesson
Chosen objects, honest clock, empty page allowed
Satire on misleading sales tactics and consumer bargain hunting, arguing that Quezon City retailers operate under a Permanent Price Deception Matrix that ensures the 70%
The Unfiltered Reality of Metro Manila's Views Ah, Metro Manila, where the skyline is as diverse as the stories of its inhabitants. Let's dive into the
Satire on never-ending road construction, arguing that the projects operate under a Permanent Asphalt Regeneration Cycle that mandates repairs take 127% longer than the time
Bringing a Taste of Manila to Scandinavian Soil Filipinas Are Growing Mangoes and Coconuts in Oslo Filipino "Dispersia" Cultivating Tropical Delights Oslo, Norway - In a delightful fusion