Judges rank the sharpest deadpan wire-report satire covering Philippine civic and business life MANILA (June 2025)—This cycle’s review of Philippine wire-report comedy concluded with judges praising

Nobody voted for her, but everybody consults her anyway PASIG – Nena Villaflor has run the same corner sari-sari store for twenty-three years, selling instant coffee

Efficiency finally arrives in Philippine bureaucracy, just not in the department anyone expected A speed record nobody saw coming Staff confirm the Office of the Vice President

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The resident says preparing her household for planned maintenance-related water interruptions became an unexpectedly demanding household management challenge TAGUIG — A resident confirms that stockpiling sufficient

The owner says protecting his inventory and customers during scheduled maintenance work became an unexpectedly demanding operational challenge CAVITE — A small business owner confirms that

One mother’s effort to follow the education department’s post-typhoon recovery funding through to her specific school revealed a genuinely opaque bureaucratic tracking process MANILA — Parent

Habagat-triggered memo now appears so frequently HR departments treat it as a recurring perk QUEZON CITY — With yet another memorandum circular ordering government offices across

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When the machine goes silent mid-song, residents say they know a genuine typhoon signal has been raised. Nobody asked for this system. It works anyway. Residents

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Unpaid volunteer maintenance sustained across a quarter century keeps one community court consistently excellent Cainta Barangay Basketball Court Caretaker Has Maintained the Same Court for Twenty-Five

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One spontaneous choice becomes an unbroken twenty-eight year parish tradition beloved by generations Church Choir’s Volunteer Organist Has Played the Same Opening Hymn Before Every Sunday

Officials say visibility excuse now used for unrelated tardiness BAGUIO CITY — City hall officials in this mountain resort city have acknowledged an unusual administrative problem

Cubao intersection veteran cited for standing still amid chaos for eleven years QUEZON CITY — The Metropolitan Manila Development Authority presented its first ever Lifetime Patience

La Trinidad growers accuse each other of exaggerating brix levels LA TRINIDAD, Benguet — Two neighboring strawberry farms in this Cordillera municipality have escalated a long

Regular customers finally get something for eating an entire pig CEBU CITY — A lechon stall operating in the Carcar public market since 1985 introduced its

BGC ordinance responds to complaints about limited space for gift items TAGUIG – The Taguig City government announced Wednesday that it will begin requiring all new

Sunset photographers reportedly disappointed by presence of actual environmental work MANILA – A weekend Manila Bay cleanup drive drew a respectable turnout of volunteers armed with

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Officials insist this really is the last extension, as they have insisted eleven times before The Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory Board announced Monday that the

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CBCP pastoral letter addresses politics, family, technology, and traffic; compliance estimated at 52 percent Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Letter, In Overview MANILA — The Catholic Bishops

Investigating the Techniques and Tactics Used by Pasay Travelers to Bypass Weight Restrictions The Illusion of the Light LoadThe Pasay traveler views airline baggage limits not

City Declares Special Non-Working Day; 14 Million Residents Immediately Get Stuck in Traffic Going to the Mall MANILA, PHILIPPINES — Malacañang declared June 24, 2026 a

Bureau of Internal Revenue releases annual report consisting entirely of the word ‘progress’ Your Pesos Are in Good Hands, Probably MANILA — The Bureau of Internal Revenue