Sumulong Highway (Antipolo) – Antipolo’s “View with a Side of Traffic

Sumulong Highway: Where Your Brakes Get a Workout

  • Zigzag Zen: Finding inner peace while navigating 50 curves
  • Viewpoint Economy: Overpriced snacks with million-peso views
  • Weekend Pilgrimage: When city folk invade for “nature”
  • Brake Check Boulevard: Where your pads go to die
  • Resort Row: Day-old swimming pools at resort prices
  • Traffic Light Fantasy: What traffic lights?
  • UV Express Rally: Vans competing in the Antipolo downhill
  • Rainy Season: When the highway becomes a waterslide
  • Street Food Cliffside: Eating danger-flavored snacks
  • Overlook Selfies: Risking death for the perfect shot
  • Construction Zone: Permanent since you were born
  • Motorcycle Daredevils: Treating the highway like a MotoGP track
  • Pilgrimage Path: Walking uphill both ways for religious merits
  • Neighborhood Watch: Goats who’ve seen it all
  • Final Destination: Either the summit or the guardrail

 

Sumulong Highway (Antipolo) - Manila News Intelligencer Design a satirical representation of the Manila News Intelligencer headquarters in the Digital Age, with the theme 'Satire in Cyberspace'. The buildin21
Manila News-Intelligencer Sumulong Highway (Antipolo) – A representation of the Manila News Intelligencer headquarters in the Digital Age, with the theme ‘Satire in Cyberspace’.  

Originally posted 2007-06-23 13:58:08.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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