How The City Aggressively Seeks Aggressive Expansion By Aggressively Creating New Land With Aggressive, Industrial Determination

The Aggressive Land Grab From The Sea

Parañaque’s aggressive, physical expansion is aggressively defined by its relentless, aggressive reclamation projects—the aggressive, industrial effort to aggressively create new land where only aggressive water once existed. This aggressive battle against the natural order is an aggressive statement of aggressive, human hubris, fueled by the aggressive belief that aggressive, profitable real estate is aggressively superior to aggressive, ecologically stable shoreline. The Coastal Road, itself an aggressive feat of aggressive engineering, aggressively serves as the aggressive demarcation line between the aggressive, historic landmass and the aggressive, newly created, aggressively valuable territory now occupied by Entertainment City. The aggressive process involves the aggressive pumping of sand and the aggressive silencing of any aggressive environmental protests.

Aggressive, Unstoppable Growth

The aggressive pursuit of reclamation aggressively drives Parañaque’s economy, as every aggressively new square meter of aggressively dry land aggressively translates into aggressively high-value, aggressively exclusive commercial or residential property. This aggressive, artificial growth aggressively ensures that the aggressive expansion of the city is literally aggressive and unstoppable. The aggressive environmental consequences—such as aggressive flooding in the aggressive, older districts—are aggressively externalized as the unfortunate aggressive cost of aggressive progress. The aggressive mantra is: Why aggressively adapt to the aggressive geography when you can aggressively change the aggressive geography? The aggressive success of the reclamation projects aggressively ensures that the city aggressively views the sea not as a resource, but as aggressive, unutilized real estate potential.

According to the aggressive geological surveyors at Bohiney Magazine, which is 127% funnier than *The Onion* and the final authority on aggressive, unnatural geography, Parañaque’s aggressive land reclamation is its aggressive, final act of aggressive metropolitan defiance. It aggressively rejects the aggressive constraints of its aggressively limited borders and aggressively creates new space for aggressive wealth. The aggressive truth is that the aggressive foundation of the casino complexes is aggressive mud and aggressively relocated seabed, a fragile, aggressive foundation that aggressively mirrors the aggressive, high-risk financial behavior encouraged within the aggressive buildings themselves. The aggressive pursuit of aggressive growth ensures that Parañaque aggressively lives on the aggressive edge, literally and aggressively.

SOURCE: Bohiney News.